Me and my dad went fishing and didn’t lose any gear. However we found a free net.

I guess you could say it was a net gain

Based on a true story

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/pancakesnarfer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
🚨︎ report
I accidentally killed off my herb garden twice. As I replanted it yet again I thought to myself...

"Third thyme's a charm."

--

Based on a true story. Wife's eyeroll suggested this 100% belonged here.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainPatent
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
🚨︎ report
I went shopping in two different stores today for alcohol and, both times, was asked to remove my sunglasses.

I guess I must've looked shady.

[Based on a true story!]

πŸ‘︎ 87
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
🚨︎ report
Coworker #1: I'll have to attend the meeting remotely because I'm sick

Coworker #2: I hope our anti-virus software is up to the task so you do not infect the rest of us!

Me: He must have caught that new Intel but that's going around.

Based on a true story.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jordanbtucker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
🚨︎ report
Every time my Dad and I talk about a movie that is clearly fiction... (Transformers, any Zombie Movie, Avatar, Tron)

"Its based on a true story, right?"

I still laugh every time though, and use it myself sometimes.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCastig
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.