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Iβve heard Bart Ehrman say that Greek wasnβt the lingua franca of Galilee, contrary to popular belief. But why do I hear some scholars say that Jesus spoke both Aramaic and Greek, and the bible Jesus probably read was the Septuagint? While others like Bart Ehrman say, there is no way Jesus spoke or could read Greek and his Bible was probably in Aramaic or Hebrew.
Which is it?
Source: WBS news clip on YouTube and Mariko Oe (news reporter)'s twitter
Because I don't know how to explain the post using only words, I'll be putting screenshots and adding captions to them explaining what happened to make it easier to understand.
TL;DR: In October 2019, Typhoon Hagibis caused a lot of disruption and damage to the east coast of Japan. Due to the large area of damage, many rural areas were not able to receive immediate help from volunteers. WBS news was doing a broadcast in Marumori when they found out that a group of Taiwanese volunteers went there to help the town recover. The leader of the volunteers Mr. Chen (ι³δΈι) said that this was to return the favour when Japanese volunteers went to Taiwan to help them recover from Typhoon Bart in 1999.
Marumori, located in south of Miyagi Prefecture, east coast Japan.
There are over 280 unresolved disaster cases in the Marumori disaster centre.
\"Marumori is located in a rural area. Unless you have a car, it'll be really hard to get here,
But with the roads blocked, even people with cars have a hard time getting here.\"
There were a group of volunteers wearing a \"stay strong Marumori\" jacket.
Q: Where are you from? A: Taiwan.
Mr. Chen: \"We're a group of volunteers from Taiwan.\"
[The Taiwanese volunteers helped with difficult tasks like clearing mud that accumulated underneath houses.](https://preview.redd.it/vljvuslbo5041.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&
... keep reading on reddit β‘F
Not like I actually believe this theory that I made, but mat Pat said, theory's are meant to make you think differently. Not to make you believe it 100 percent. and I only watched up to season 5. But on to the theory. In the episode " Bart gets hit by a car " ( basically explaining the whole episode with the name ) he dies. Bart gets sent to heaven and is told to not spit over the stairs leading to heaven. Being Bart, he spits over the stairs and is sent to hell. Bart then tells the devil he is innocent and the devil finds him to be innocent. So he sends him back to his body. My theory is that Bart died and stayed that way. After this episode you can slowly see strange things happen. And not just plain old Simpsons stuff, things that earn themselves whole episodes. First is the episode called " one fish, two fish, blowfish ". In this episode Homer is believed to have eaten poison in side of a fish. He supposed to die in one day but yet he lives. Another example of werid stuff happening is that he always foils side-show Bob's plans. After Bart dies he starts getting the long end of the stick. For example take a look at the episode called " duffless " were there is a science fair, Bart destroys Lisa orginal project, Lisa makes an even better one, Bart puts together a half-ass project with no science behind it and gets first place. I think that bart is living in purgatory. If Bart was dead it would explain why everybody never ages although clearly showing time is passing. If you take a look at side-show Bob you would see that he gets out of jail mutible times showing time is passing. This also explains why everybody is still using old TV's and phones. It's because that's all Bart knew before he died. But that's just a theory, a film theory
I have a new problem to where I can't get myself to apply for work anymore. I am just too hung up on past disappointments. Even when I get interviews, I still get rejected. The disappointment just feels like it has become too much to bear. Years of this has sunk deep into me to where I don't expect anything else.
Some of you might remember this Simpsons scene with electrified cupcakes. This is exactly me. I am just like Bart in the last scene right now. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D0uUF3mK7Xk
It is not that I am telling myself things will go wrong. It is that I can't imagine things getting any better. I've tried many things to achieve some form of success: gone back and finished college, volunteered for years, changed career choices several times...I'm 36 and have never stopped trying. There are always hundred of people to compete with, and I am no stranger to being at the bottom.
Right now I have some things to apply for on my computer, but I can't handle it. What's the point?
Air date/time: March 24, 2019 @ 8:00PM [EST] (FOX)
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So, Homer regularly chokes Bart.
That is absolutely abuse. It's not like he's spanking him, or giving him a few whaps with a belt.
He regularly chokes his son.
And everyone just ignores it.
Why? Marge has left Homer before, she doesn't seem afraid of him. Lisa seems intelligent enough to realize it's abuse.
Why has no one reported him for it? Why doesn't anyone call Child Protective Services? I know Wiggum is incompetent, but CPS definitely would investigate it if they were told what was going on.
So why has no one bothered to report him? Why do Marge and Lisa turn a blind eye to the obvious child abuse that Bart suffers from at the hands of his father?
...He was displaying the usual Simpsons.
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