Barry Spikings Puns

Any thoughts on today’s episode?

Any chart analysis technician understands volume always precedes big price movement. SLV had one of the biggest buy volume spikes in its history.

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Spike Lee has made some great flicks - Malcome X, Do The Right Thing, etc.

But the 25th hour is his masterpiece.

There's really no other movie that's dealt with 9/11 as a backdrop to the main story as well as 25th hour.

The acting, cinematography, dialogue, are amazing.

So is the fact that he shot in real NYC locations (I used to go to both the bar and the club where it was shot).

Here's one scene (but defintely check out the entire flick): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEgusUhWP3Y

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Writer's note: Someone throw on some Barry White!

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It was a lovely day. The sun was shining bright, the sky was a nice bright blue, the rings around the planet were glinting as the sun shone off of what James presumed was ice. It was warm enough to wear just his shirt, but cool enough that he wasn't sweating either.

Between that and his recent successes James felt pretty good as he sat on top of Steve, slowly brushing the fur of the drake's mane with a massive brush with huge spikes coming out of it.

Steve was being housed in a special wing of the Castle stables. The wing was designed for the larger and more dangerous mounts that castle guests rode. Steve's pen was entirely enclosed on the sides, but had openings big enough for him on the back. It reminded James of the cave that Steve had dug out for himself as a lair. The big difference was the lack of carcasses everywhere, and as a result a better smell. It also had a large pool full of fine white sand that Steve had immediately dove into and started rolling around in. Thankfully this had helped reduce Steve's odor greatly.

While James brushed Steve's mane, Kela waited outside the pen, on the inside of the main stable building. She and Steve, it seemed, did not care for each other. Upon smelling her again, Steve had puffed up his neck. Likewise, the fur on Kela's head and down her back had seemed to raise up as well, and her claws had flexed over and over again. If it hadn't been for the metal bars separating them, James thought they might have fought again. So she'd gone off and sat on a stool, out of Steve's sight, and began reading a book.

James was amazed at the variety of creatures in the so called "Exotic Creature Stable". He'd seen several other dragon kin. There had been something that looked like a mixture of a rhino and a hyena. There was another pen that had a horse that looked as though it was made of seaweed. This one had had red ribbons tied to the bars of its pen. When James had approached to examine it one of the stable hands had stopped him. There were five different gryphons, two of which had looked like the classic eagle-lion mixture. But one had looked like a vulture mixed with a black panther, and the last two had looked like owls

Happy New Year! Hope you and yours are well.

No injury updates worth mentioning. Straight to the notes, such as they are. This'll be a short one.

🏒📝:

• No defenders scored a goal last night. Sad.
• Three D men tallied 2 A: Dougie Hamilton, Damon Severson, and Duncan Keith.
  • Hamilton had 1 PPP, 5 SOG, 2 H, and 2 BLK. Love it. His 108 SOG are tops among D. 🥇
  • Severson had 2 SOG, 3 H, and 1 BLK. You really could do a lot worse than Severson in all formats. Sneakily a solid play lately as his minutes have spiked into the mid-to-upper 20s per night. He's got 4 PTS in his last 5 GP and is good for like 2-4 SOG a game.
  • Keith isn't super relevant anymore but last night's line was good: 5 SOG, 1 H, and 1 BLK.
• The only other PPP on the night belonged to -- SHOCKER! (see what I did there? Cuz Bolts?) -- Victor Hedman. He had 1 PPA, 3 SOG, 2 H, and 2 BLK, and his 34 PTS lead all D. 🥇
• John Carlson had 1 A and 4 SOG. Can't complain about that! This 🍎 gave him 31 PTS, tying him with Fox for 2nd. 🥈
• Really no one else fantasy relevant got a point, but a lot of randos got an assist. The most relevant being Ryan Graves since he's a solid banger dude. Graves had 1 A, 2 SOG, and 2 BLK.
• PIM leaguers are stoked if they had Brayden McNabb in the lineup: 14 PIM and 2 H.
• Moritz Seider didn't score but had a solid line of periphs: 3 SOG, 3 H, and 2 BLK.
• Same for Darnell Nurse: 4 SOG, 2 H, and 2 BLK.
• Shea Theodore had 4 SOG and 1 H. Nice to see the shots up in this one cuz his season rate is the lowest it's been since the '17-'18 season (2.4 SOG/G). Usually he's at 3 per.
• Alex Pietrangelo had 1 SOG, 2 BLK, and 2 TK. I don't usually bother to mention takeaways but I happened to notice Petro leads the league with 47 (not just D). That's a LOT of TK in just 32 GP!! I'll say it again: let's make TK standard! Screw +/-!!
• Sadly, Adam Fox extended his pointless streak to three games. Had 2 SOG and 2 BLK. Still second among D with 31 PTS on the year!
• Even boring nights from Jacob Trouba are solid: 1 SOG, 2 H, and 2 BLK. I mean, that ain't blowing my socks off or anything, but that's about as bad as it gets from him.
• Josh Manson had 6 H and 1 BLK. Stud for hits.
• Ryan McDonagh was #2 in hits with 5, also adding 4 BLK, which were tops. Big bangs!
• Tyson Barrie is borderline cold again. Woohoo. Was -1 with 1 H and 2 BLK. Hasn't scored in three games. Does at least have 9 SOG in that span, i

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Thanks to u/bluefishcake for letting us play in his universe. This isn’t cannon, and I’ll be taking some small liberties with real-world locations. Comments and criticism are welcome.

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Prolog / Next

“Experiences?”

“Absolutely.” Bobby said with a smile, opening the largest of the cramped offices in the corridor. “Almost any media can be translated to digital, and it’s pretty obvious that the Shil’vati won’t be respecting copyrights until the security situation is resolved. We’re offering our visitors from the stars the opportunity to experience local and regional cultural events with a knowledgeable human guide who has a working understanding of the topics at hand. This supplements our educational programs, giving our visitors new insights into humanity, as well as free-range opportunities to practice their English with a conversant translator handy to help avoid miscommunications.”

“And this isn’t a sex thing?” Toby asked, changing the angle of the chair as he sat.

“Man, it isn’t even a dating thing.” Bobby motioned Toby toward an old, but serviceable arm chair, before taking the chair behind the desk. “We have a strict non-fraternization clause. At no point may anyone in the company’s employ pursue a sexual or romantic relationship with any of their students or the clients under their care. Be friendly, sure; help them learn more about an interest or two, absolutely. But if the employee finds themselves in a position where they or the client is thinking about things beyond friendship, we’ll reassign the employee to another group. And all of this is made absolutely clear to the clients during onboarding.”

“So, guided events then?” Toby asked, to Bobby’s nod. “What kind of events are we talking about here?”

“We do a little of everything. Our most popular non-training event so far this year was the Barbeque festival last month. But we’ve already beat that with our presales for the Taco Festival in November.” Bobby smiled. “Outside of food, it’s mostly live music, theater and art. I just got back from a DMA run. The girls go crazy for the Museum district. You’d think that they don’t have museums back home.”

“Do they?” Toby asked. “Humor aside, how much do we even know about their home planets?”

“We know they come from a huge number of worlds.” A voice came from the open office door. “Over the last two years, I’ve had marines tell me the names of over

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.