A list of puns related to "Barry Spikings"
Any thoughts on todayβs episode?
Any chart analysis technician understands volume always precedes big price movement. SLV had one of the biggest buy volume spikes in its history.
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I don't even have the game, but all of the episode 1-3's that I've seen of let's plays is just Hop being a special kid because his brother's the champion while he jerks you off harder than Speedwagon.
Remember when in battle text got you pumped up and showed you the opponent's personality? Now it's just for congratulating you that you figured out that if you burn a plant it dies. I played Colosseum as a child, and you wanna know how I beat the game? Overlevelling the shit out of my starters like a special kid. And even then, I at least knew the type matchups because any 3 year old that isn't as retarded as Team Yell knows that water puts out fire.
This sub's existence appalls me. Gen 8 by far has the shittiest rivals and evil teams to grace this god forsaken fanbase. Someone decided that Hop getting a hate sub is higher priority than the gay rotting eggplant getting one, or god forbid that sad excuse of a rival in an evil team Marine. Holy shit she looks like your local tumblr user whose front hair got erased by The Hand and whose back hair makes her look like an anime cat girl, and honestly I don't know which to be more disgusted by. And of course Bede is just Silver done worse, who doesn't actually improve and has about as much development as Blue without any climactic showdown, just a temper tantrum before Leon. All of this shit never got a hate sub, but Hop did.
The title doesn't lie, he is a mix of Hau and Barry, except his design screams special kid. Hau at least knew by the second island to get off of your dick, and his Alolan Raichu put up an actual fight. Barry speaks for himself. Both at least are fun to hang around, like that one chill hawaiian-esque guy or that sporadic kid. But not Hop. He's the annoying ADHD kid that no one likes, but sticks with anyway because he's got that rich brother who in reality is as flat as Paper Mario Sticker Star.
Hop's existence managed to knock the Gen 8 rivals from Gen 6 tier to a tier that I don't even know the name of because it's so low. At least the Gen 6 rivals fucked off so I can focus on the AZ backstory. The Gen 8 rivals constantly bombard you with their bull shit but then fold in 3 turns because their ace is a goddamn pikachu clone. When I finally saw some random annoying asshole on youtube make Leon his bitch I genuinely got off to how pissed of Bede and Marine looked, because fuck them and humiliating them gets me off. Hop on the other hand is so painfully oblivious to the fact that he's a worthle
... keep reading on reddit β‘Spike Lee has made some great flicks - Malcome X, Do The Right Thing, etc.
But the 25th hour is his masterpiece.
There's really no other movie that's dealt with 9/11 as a backdrop to the main story as well as 25th hour.
The acting, cinematography, dialogue, are amazing.
So is the fact that he shot in real NYC locations (I used to go to both the bar and the club where it was shot).
Here's one scene (but defintely check out the entire flick): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEgusUhWP3Y
Writer's note: Someone throw on some Barry White!
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It was a lovely day. The sun was shining bright, the sky was a nice bright blue, the rings around the planet were glinting as the sun shone off of what James presumed was ice. It was warm enough to wear just his shirt, but cool enough that he wasn't sweating either.
Between that and his recent successes James felt pretty good as he sat on top of Steve, slowly brushing the fur of the drake's mane with a massive brush with huge spikes coming out of it.
Steve was being housed in a special wing of the Castle stables. The wing was designed for the larger and more dangerous mounts that castle guests rode. Steve's pen was entirely enclosed on the sides, but had openings big enough for him on the back. It reminded James of the cave that Steve had dug out for himself as a lair. The big difference was the lack of carcasses everywhere, and as a result a better smell. It also had a large pool full of fine white sand that Steve had immediately dove into and started rolling around in. Thankfully this had helped reduce Steve's odor greatly.
While James brushed Steve's mane, Kela waited outside the pen, on the inside of the main stable building. She and Steve, it seemed, did not care for each other. Upon smelling her again, Steve had puffed up his neck. Likewise, the fur on Kela's head and down her back had seemed to raise up as well, and her claws had flexed over and over again. If it hadn't been for the metal bars separating them, James thought they might have fought again. So she'd gone off and sat on a stool, out of Steve's sight, and began reading a book.
James was amazed at the variety of creatures in the so called "Exotic Creature Stable". He'd seen several other dragon kin. There had been something that looked like a mixture of a rhino and a hyena. There was another pen that had a horse that looked as though it was made of seaweed. This one had had red ribbons tied to the bars of its pen. When James had approached to examine it one of the stable hands had stopped him. There were five different gryphons, two of which had looked like the classic eagle-lion mixture. But one had looked like a vulture mixed with a black panther, and the last two had looked like owls
... keep reading on reddit β‘Happy New Year! Hope you and yours are well.
No injury updates worth mentioning. Straight to the notes, such as they are. This'll be a short one.
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Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Thanks to u/bluefishcake for letting us play in his universe. This isnβt cannon, and Iβll be taking some small liberties with real-world locations. Comments and criticism are welcome.
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Prolog / Next
βExperiences?β
βAbsolutely.β Bobby said with a smile, opening the largest of the cramped offices in the corridor. βAlmost any media can be translated to digital, and itβs pretty obvious that the Shilβvati wonβt be respecting copyrights until the security situation is resolved. Weβre offering our visitors from the stars the opportunity to experience local and regional cultural events with a knowledgeable human guide who has a working understanding of the topics at hand. This supplements our educational programs, giving our visitors new insights into humanity, as well as free-range opportunities to practice their English with a conversant translator handy to help avoid miscommunications.β
βAnd this isnβt a sex thing?β Toby asked, changing the angle of the chair as he sat.
βMan, it isnβt even a dating thing.β Bobby motioned Toby toward an old, but serviceable arm chair, before taking the chair behind the desk. βWe have a strict non-fraternization clause. At no point may anyone in the companyβs employ pursue a sexual or romantic relationship with any of their students or the clients under their care. Be friendly, sure; help them learn more about an interest or two, absolutely. But if the employee finds themselves in a position where they or the client is thinking about things beyond friendship, weβll reassign the employee to another group. And all of this is made absolutely clear to the clients during onboarding.β
βSo, guided events then?β Toby asked, to Bobbyβs nod. βWhat kind of events are we talking about here?β
βWe do a little of everything. Our most popular non-training event so far this year was the Barbeque festival last month. But weβve already beat that with our presales for the Taco Festival in November.β Bobby smiled. βOutside of food, itβs mostly live music, theater and art. I just got back from a DMA run. The girls go crazy for the Museum district. Youβd think that they donβt have museums back home.β
βDo they?β Toby asked. βHumor aside, how much do we even know about their home planets?β
βWe know they come from a huge number of worlds.β A voice came from the open office door. βOver the last two years, Iβve had marines tell me the names of over
... keep reading on reddit β‘I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
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