I spoiled my dad's original dad joke so I think he had to improvise

My dad: "We have a guy at work whose name is Barry Blue. Guess what we call him?"

Me: "I don't know. Blueberry?"

My dad: "..no.. We call him Barry. Why would we call him Blueberry? He might get mad".

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Literally every time we go to a restaurant

Waiter/Waitress: Hi, my name is [insert name here] and I'll be your server.

Dad: Hi, my name is Barry and I'll be your customer.

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