49 Hilarious Band I Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I started a band called “Clitoris”

We haven’t been discovered yet

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👤︎ u/LordCinko

📅︎ May 02 2022

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I was once on in a band called 1023MB

We were so close to our first GIG

(edited - XXXX MB is 1 GB. Its a binary joke and yes, it makes sense)

(edit 2 - KiB, MiB and GiB can toss it, 1111111111 )

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👤︎ u/terminalgamer4ever

📅︎ Feb 18 2022

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i knew this one band called "999 megabytes"...

they were so close to getting a gig.

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👤︎ u/lightning_4156

📅︎ Apr 27 2022

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I made a band called "Blanket".

We're a cover band.

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👤︎ u/RiceCakeMan0

📅︎ Apr 19 2022

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I really enjoy listening to the Beachie Boys, the Hawaiian Beastie Boys cover band.

Their best song? Shore Shots.

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👤︎ u/JinTaisa

📅︎ May 08 2022

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I thought The Cure was the best band for the longest time.

Then I heard Prevention. And I have to admit - Prevention is better than The Cure.

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👤︎ u/darthaditya

📅︎ Apr 26 2022

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I told my kids I was in a band called "books"

So people wouldn't judge us by our covers.

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👤︎ u/plz-shut-the-fuck-up

📅︎ Apr 05 2022

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I’m going to call my next band “Government Work”

We’ll always be good enough.

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👤︎ u/chriscoda

📅︎ Apr 22 2022

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I once knew a lawyer who hated the band U2 so much..

He always refused to do pro bono work.

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👤︎ u/peopleeatdarkness

📅︎ Apr 04 2022

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I regret to tell you that we have fired the triangle player from our band.

It was just one ting after another.

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👤︎ u/hughdman

📅︎ Feb 22 2022

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I heard a member of Duran Duran left the band…

He duran away 🏃‍♀️

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👤︎ u/Fuzzy_Ad3338

📅︎ Mar 25 2022

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I’m in a Sublime cover band

I actually DO have to practice Santeria

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👤︎ u/JM-Gaster

📅︎ Jan 30 2022

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I started a band called Roommate Wanted.

You might have seen our posters around town.

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👤︎ u/cjbraun5151

📅︎ Feb 16 2022

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Yesterday I got the song "Take on Me" stuck in my head for hours but I couldn't remember the band. I finally remembered a few hours later.

It was a real A-ha moment.

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👤︎ u/nyccfan

📅︎ Dec 28 2021

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I told my son that my favourite band growing up was the Rolling Stones, and he said, "Who"?

I told him that they were my second favourite.

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37

📅︎ Nov 27 2021

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A band I was in had a Polish sound guy.

We had a Czech one too, a Czech one too….

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👤︎ u/DramaticProtogen

📅︎ Oct 09 2021

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I was in a band called “1023mb”

I thought we had potential, but we couldn’t get a gig.

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👤︎ u/Light_94

📅︎ Aug 09 2021

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I’ve recently taken a job as a triangle player in a reggae band

I just sit in the back and ting

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👤︎ u/BeenEatinBeans

📅︎ Nov 23 2021

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I went to my local park for a Legends of Zelda Festival last weekend. You won’t believe the name of the band they booked.

Linkin Park

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👤︎ u/thebosomofthePacific

📅︎ Aug 12 2021

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I started a band called 999 megabytes

It’s going pretty well but we still haven’t gotten a gig

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👤︎ u/mcdolsa

📅︎ Aug 11 2021

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I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....

It was always just one ting after another.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.

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👤︎ u/ThroneDiscs

📅︎ Nov 12 2020

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I grew up playing guitar in the family band

My parents very instrumental

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👤︎ u/TRAKRACER

📅︎ Nov 27 2021

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I started an Abba tribute band but no one my age would come and see us.

I was Bjorn in the wrong generation.

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👤︎ u/monkeysmightpuke

📅︎ Aug 08 2021

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I play the triangle in a Jamaican band...

I just stand at the back and ting

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👤︎ u/Wallygonk

📅︎ Sep 25 2021

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I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"

We opened for The Doors

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ May 21 2020

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Halfway through brass band practice I started to feel very dizzy and unwell.

The doctor tells me it was Deep Vein Trombosis

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👤︎ u/PrematureGranulation

📅︎ Sep 10 2021

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I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.

We could never quite get a gig.

Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?

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👤︎ u/Nickl444

📅︎ Sep 30 2019

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If I had a band I would name it 'The Electrical Receptacles'...

...because music is my outlet.

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👤︎ u/th3f00l

📅︎ Jul 24 2021

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I used to be in a band called 'Missing cat'

You probably saw our posters

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👤︎ u/st_jimmy_02

📅︎ Apr 15 2021

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When I lived in Washington, DC, I formed a rock band with a friend who lived with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.

OC/DC, we called ourselves.

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👤︎ u/dontcryformegiratina

📅︎ Mar 30 2021

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Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...

I just have to work out a few Kinks.

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👤︎ u/astrosmash77

📅︎ Mar 26 2021

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I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.

They call themselves Ban Jovi.

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👤︎ u/Manly-Stanley

📅︎ Dec 09 2020

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A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.

But No pun in ten did.

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👤︎ u/MasterDragonIron

📅︎ Oct 02 2020

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There's a band called The Delays but I hate them

They keep playing 30 seconds after you stop them.

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👤︎ u/JamesIsNotAGiantNoob

📅︎ Mar 30 2021

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I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...

I had to Nicks that idea.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 18 2021

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Music posts to this reddit might get me band, but here's a comment i found anyways.

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👤︎ u/WESMAIN

📅︎ Oct 08 2020

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I finally figured out what I'm going to name my dad band...

Saw (goodnight everybody!)

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👤︎ u/MasterOfBunnies

📅︎ Dec 09 2020

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People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....

Well I am.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Dec 02 2020

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I was in a punk band in the '80s called 'Missing Cat'

You might remember our flyers

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Jun 22 2020

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I started a band called 999 Megabytes....

How’s is going so far?

Still haven’t gotten a gig!

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👤︎ u/groags

📅︎ Jul 13 2021

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I used to be in a band called the Hinges....

We supported the Doors.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Jun 21 2021

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My mates and I are in a band called "Duvet".

Its a cover band.

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👤︎ u/muphies__law

📅︎ Mar 14 2021

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I started a band called "Blanket"

It's a cover band

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👤︎ u/lordofthstrings

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band

I left because it was just one ting after another

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👤︎ u/schiggy182

📅︎ Feb 17 2021

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I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though

It was just one ting after another.

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👤︎ u/RebellionRob75

📅︎ Dec 30 2020

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I play the triangle in a reggae band

I stand in the back and ting

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👤︎ u/Sedso85

📅︎ May 13 2021

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My friends and I are in a band called Duvet.

We’re a cover band.

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👤︎ u/LordCinko

📅︎ Feb 02 2021

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I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...

I just have to work out a few Kinks.

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👤︎ u/astrosmash77

📅︎ Feb 15 2021

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I was in an 80's band called the prevention

We were better than the cure.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc

📅︎ Nov 25 2020

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