Bald Faced Puns

I guess I just don't have the chops

I have this ongoing thing at the office where whenever this one middle-aged guy (call him Andy) gets a haircut, I say, "Hey Andy, you got a haircut" and Andy, without fail dadjokes me with "I got them ALL cut" and then we yuk it up in the hallway ... this has gone on for years and years, until recently, when Andy decided that due to male-pattern baldness, he would completely shave his head. Now it is not as funny to tell Andy he got his hair cut, because literally he got them ALL cut and it just looks like I am making fun of him. (:(

He was a bald faced liar.

But when I saw him I realised he is a bald-faced liar.

I could tell by just looking at him that it was a bald-faced lie.

My father has male pattern baldness and my older brothers hair is beginning to thin out and one day when my entire family including my grandparents were sitting outside my mom pointed it out by saying.

"Rob, you're starting to lose your hair."

Within seconds with a straight face my dad just peaks up with.

"Oh honey don't worry about him, he's not losing his hair he's just getting more head!"

S: "I'm going to get a haircut." D: "Which one"

S: "I'm going to get a haircut." D: "Just one, that's a lot of effort for one cut."

S: "I'm going to get a haircut." D: "Don't cut any of mine!" (I'm bald)

S: "I'm going to get a haircut." D: "Don't cut the good one."

I do this until they sprain their faces rolling their eyes.