A list of puns related to "Bad Band"
Hip-hop!
It is a choir taste
I forgot my favorite song! I have jamnesia.
Who was that guy who bit my neck? Vamnesia.
Iโve been out of school so long, I canโt remember what it was like to stay up all night studying. I have cramnesia.
What band was George Michael in? Wham!nesia.
I canโt recognize my blood relativesโฆfamnesia is a terrible condition.
I never pay enough attention to advertising emails to remember them โ spamnesia comes in handy!
I used to drive the ice-smoothing machine, but forgot how. Zamnesia.
Iโve had memory issues ever since that aggressive sheep headbutted me. Ramnesia!
I could never be a prison guard, because I have a condition that prevents me from recognizing escapees: lamnesia.
I can never remember the names of women who are my social superiorsโฆI have maโamnesia.
What do they call that big concrete wall that blocks the Colorado River? Sorry, I have damnesia.
Iโm not sure if Iโve ever eaten mussels โ my clamnesia is acting up.
What did we eat during last yearโs holidays? I have hamnesia.
Whoโs that celebrity chef from New Orleans? I got a bad case of BAMnesia!
They're his reaper cushions.
My younger sister, who is in my high school marching band, was in a band festival/competition earlier tonight. As they were doing the awards, there was a particular high school, named Marion Senior High School.
The announcer says the school's name in an award, and my dad said, "I wouldn't want to do that." I say, confused, "Do what?" He replies, "Marry in senior high school. That's just a bad idea."
Cue collective groan/laughs from me and my mom, while my dad is giddily laughing.
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