I was reading a horror story written in braille and I think something bad is about to happen...
Where do rainbows go when they’re bad?
Prism. It’s a light sentence.
why do gay people all ways laugh at bad jokes?
They can't keep a straight face.
What is the difference between a golfer and a parachuter having a bad day?
A golfer goes wack “Awe shit!”
A parachuter goes “Awe shit!” wack.
If you think your microwave collecting data and the TV spying on you is bad enough,
the vaccum cleaner has been
gathering dirt on you for years.
I have a pretty bad pun hobbit.
On a thread about bad crazy shit employers have seen from people they hire.
In another 3028 years, there’s a chance that things will either be really good or really bad.
When your bad hair day is cut short
A good relationship starts with a good friendship, and a bad romance starts with.....
RAH RAH RAH AH AH AH RO MA RO MA MA GAGA OH LA LA!!!
what do you call an American with bad memory?
Why is a stuck elevator better than a bad relationship?
It’s never gonna let you down
abortion jokes are never funny. Not that they're bad...
...they just never deliver.
My son told me he wants to be a cowboy, so I had to give him the bad news.
He’s stuck being a human boy.
Why do German sausages taste bad?
Because they are the würst!
There’s a reason “dad joke” rhymes with “bad joke”
It’s because they both contain most of the same letters.
where do you send bad pens?
It's too bad most people have never tried doing archery while blindfolded.
They don't know what they're missing.
My friend was addicted to the hokey pokey and it got really bad for him
It took a couple years but he was able to turn himself around
I must be a bad driver
Every time I reverse park, it’s krap.
Why are Jedi so bad at sending emails?
Jedi have no attachments.
What do you call a comedian with a really bad memory?
Ummm.... ah, shoot. I forgot the punchline. Sorry, everyone.
How does a scientist get rid of bad breath?
My breath smelled bad...
So I misted some body spray in my mouth and now I speak with a weird axe scent.
What's an album with zero bad songs?
Doctor, regarding the schizophrenia medication you gave me, I have a good news and a bad news.
The good news is that I no longer hear any voices. And the bad news is that my girl friend left me. But weirdly though, she left a mannequin in my bed.
When people find out how bad of an electrician I am...
most of them are shocked!
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, what?
A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
What’s the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?
What do you call the quiet after a bad dad joke?
There’s a huge difference between dad jokes and bad jokes!
What do a bad joke and world peace have in common?
Why do eggs make bad spies?
what the difference between a constipated owl and a bad sniper?
One can hoot and not shit whilst the other can shoot but not hit.
Why did the policeman smell bad?
You know, pretzels are not bad.
Bad food joke tonight with the family
My auntie was telling us about how she is going to try and cook gnocchi tomorrow night. My cousin responded to this by saying that they've never had it but it doesn't sound yum to them.
With a silly exotic accent to help shape the joke, I replied with this shocker: "Hey, don't gnocchi till you tryii."
Sighs abound. Loved it.
what do you call a vegetable that's in a bad mood?
Gandhi was an old, somewhat frail leader with a mysterious aura, but bad breath due to his diet and rough feet from walking everywhere...
He was a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis.
why do ducks make bad doctors?
Because they're all quacks
Why do dinosaurs make bad pets?
why are gay people bad at poker?
They can't keep a straight face
Where do rainbows go when their bad?
All dad jokes are bad and here’s why
Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism - but it's a light sentence
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