22 Hilarious Back Again Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...

Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.

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👤︎ u/PocketCornbread

📅︎ Dec 06 2020

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It's back... Again!

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👤︎ u/AsAP0Verlord

📅︎ Aug 02 2020

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Typical dad, back at it again with them puns!

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👤︎ u/TheDyingChild

📅︎ Mar 01 2020

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I always liked those spice girls back in the 90s. What were their names again?

Oh yeah, Salt-N-Pepa

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👤︎ u/zachpledger

📅︎ Apr 17 2020

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Back again

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👤︎ u/BRANGA99

📅︎ May 20 2020

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My math teacher walked into the classroom, wrote a tiny number "7" on the board, then walked back out again.

I thought, that's a little odd.

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👤︎ u/KairuSmairukon

📅︎ May 20 2020

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An old guy was confused and called me with the wrong number, so as a joke I gave him my brother's number. He called my brother, who ingeniously played the joke back and gave him my number. After the old guy dialed me again, my wife asked, "Who called?"

A boomer rang.

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👤︎ u/PrimeMvr

📅︎ May 26 2020

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My son missed curfew again, so to teach him a lesson, I made him remove all the kudzu out back.

It was de-vine punishment.

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👤︎ u/SgtBoaty

📅︎ May 18 2020

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Jafar back at it again

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👤︎ u/DragonVision

📅︎ Jun 07 2019

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Went back to the doctor to have my blood checked again..

Last time it was a Typo

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👤︎ u/Infernoinit12

📅︎ Jan 08 2020

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We used to write on scrolls, then paper, and now we’re back to scrolling again.

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👤︎ u/DragonVision

📅︎ May 19 2019

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A rope a walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign, says "Can't you read?! No Ropes allowed". The rope leaves the bar, ties himself into a bow and messes up his hair and walks back in. The bartender says, " ain't you that rope again"?! The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed not"!

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👤︎ u/goodboyBill

📅︎ Oct 23 2015

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A man was at his funeral where miraculously, he came back to life. However, he soon died again, and a second funeral was held, which went much smoother than the first one.

He must have had a re-hearse-al.

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👤︎ u/pacos-ego

📅︎ Apr 20 2018

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I had some flowers in a vase, but they died. I looked at them again a few hours later, and it seemed they had come back to life!

I guess it was reincarnation

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👤︎ u/Homer_Simpson2

📅︎ May 25 2019

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My 9 year old is at it again... Did you hear about the pants that just came back from the gym?

They were ripped.

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👤︎ u/RoundBottomBee

📅︎ Apr 16 2017

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What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles again when you come back?

Neighbor's wife

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👤︎ u/Ayrane

📅︎ Mar 05 2019

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Wakanda and Back Again

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👤︎ u/Yakdehi

📅︎ Feb 25 2018

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Ugh, the fog's rolling back in again

I guess it mist me

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👤︎ u/garboooge

📅︎ Sep 22 2018

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My wife keeps waking me up to go turn off the computer and then turn it back on again.

I hate these late night rebooty calls.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 26 2018

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I heard Sega's trying to get back into the hardware race again.

So, who will a-system? o:

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86

📅︎ Jan 29 2017

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I was visiting D.C (from Baltimore) & took a yoga class. After class, the instructor said "Please come back, we'd love to have you again." I responded...

"namaste in Baltimore, thanks"

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👤︎ u/clickclickonsal

📅︎ Jun 17 2017

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Gave my dad a dad joke he may throw back my way again one day.

Last time I went home, dad had a friend over who shared with us the struggles he now encountered with providing daily basic care for his own aging, terminally-ill father.

"You just can't imagine right now," he assured me, "what it's like to wipe your own father's ass after helping him off the toilet."

"Yeah, well I'm sure you're right," I responded, "but I certainly can imagine it's pretty awkward. He's all bent over. You're back there trying to clean him up and pretend everything's normal, of course he's gonna be fine, when suddenly your eyes meet. With his voice filled with pride, he says, "that's a real good wipe, son."

My dad and his friend laughed their asses off.

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👤︎ u/olhonestjim

📅︎ Oct 18 2013

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