A list of puns related to "Baby Sleep"
I crap myself and wake up crying at least once each night.
Because mine sure as hell isn’t...
You rock-it
She got a second wind.
Was charged with resisting a rest !
Paternity of the pun goes to u/DexRCinHD on this thread.
Take a 12 hour plane trip
Muscle mammary.
Because it wasnt wearing a nappy.
…but as he grows older and bigger, Daddy Balloon insists he sleeps in his own bed.
Baby Balloon doesn't like being all alone, he misses his Mommy and Daddy so much, that after a few nights, he tries to sneak back into Mommy Balloon and Daddy Balloon's bed, only to find that he had grown too big to fit in the bed with them!
He decides to let some air out of Mommy Balloon, but there's still not enough room, so he let's some air out of Daddy Balloon, but again there's not enough room, so he lets some air out of himself and finally he fits into the bed!
Well, the following morning Daddy Balloon is furious!
"I am very disappointed with you!" says Daddy Balloon. "Not only have you let your Mother down, but you have let me down and let yourself down!"
Happy to be a new Dad. My wife said to take our son a quite walk to sleep.... See what happens
http://youtu.be/0l7y4ysT7XU
You rocket.
They rocket.
You rocket
He rocket.
You rocket.
You rock it.
You Rocket
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