Awesome Dog Puns

We have a dog.

He does his business in a pen.

This pen needs to be cleaned out often because this dog is slightly touched in the head and has a habit of stepping in his own feces.

On the regular.

So... it's been getting dark out before I get home and I haven't had a chance to stay on top of the task.

Last night I grab a very small flashlight and go out to the pen to do a quick poop pickup.

2 minutes later I came back in the house, slammed the flashlight on the table and proclaimed to the rest of my family "I CAN'T SEE SHIT WITH THIS LIGHT"

dadjokes are all the better when you are the only one laughing.

My friend texted me one day and said:

"I was walking the dogs on the trail and I was wondering if anything interesting was going to happen. Then a Girl walked onto the trail with her horse. She was walking her horse in a bra."

To which I messaged back saying: "That is awesome! How did she get the horse in a bra?"

I could feel him groan through the next 10 text messages.