Why is Australia the land down under?

Because on the opposite side of the earth, Europe.

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👤︎ u/onejdc
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The Local Area Network in Australia is known as the LAN down under
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So me and my girlfriend were having that pre sex 'sex convo'.....

She was saying all the nasty things she's gonna do to me, I'm doing likewise

Her: " I want you to lick me"

Me: "baby, are you from Australia?"

Her: "huh?"

Me: "cuz if you are I'm gonna lick you in your land down under"

We didn't have sex that night.

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👤︎ u/Bergendey
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