Auguste Marmont Puns

Welcome to the final part of my theory craft, everyone. I hope you all enjoy the conclusion to my trilogy of posts.

Marshal 19: Claude Victor-Perrin

Rarity: Elite

Type: Submarine

Faction: Iris Libre

Stats: HP = D, Shelling = D, Torpedo = A, Air Power = E, Anti-Air = E, Evasion = B

Skills:

1. Grasping at Victory: If this ship has a nickname bestowed onto it, doubles the amount of torpedoes this ship fires in each salvo and increased the chance of Flooding by 30% Additionally, increases Flooding damage inflicted on affected enemies by 50%

2. The Cold Shoulder: If no other Marshal-class ships are in the same battle as this ship, increases this ship’s OXY by 50. Deals 20% extra damage to enemy Marshal-class ships.

Appearance: A short, slightly rotund woman with rosy red cheeks and wispy light brown hair. Wears a lavish military uniform with the emblem of the House of Bourbon over her chest, as well as a long cape over her back. Under her arm is a bottle of expensive red wine, her right hand holding up a half-empty wine glass.

Personality: A jolly, if reckless soldier of Azur Lane, Victor loves nothing more than sharing a bottle of wine with her fellow comrades, especially the women of the Sardegna Empire. However, she is also quick to anger, especially if she feels her pride has been wounded. She is also quick to distance herself from her fellow Marshal-class ships, save for a few exceptions like Lannes and Marmont.

References: Her first skill is a nod to a passage in the book Napoleon and his Marshals, where the author claims that ‘the closest Victor ever came to victory is when he changed his name from Perrin into Victor.’ The second skill is a nod to how, following the second restoration of the Bourbon Dynasty, Victor cracked down on a lot of Bonapartist officers/soldiers and had them arrested.

Marshal 20: Jacques Macdonald

Rarity: Elite

Type: Light Aircraft Carrier

Faction: Iris Libre

Stats: HP = B, Shelling = E, Torpedo = E, Air Power = A, Anti-Air = C, Evasion = C

Skills:

1. Royal Camaraderie: If there are 2 or more Royal Navy ships in the Vanguard, increases their Firepower by 20% and their Torpedo by 15%. Additionally, increase this ship’s Airpower by 20% and increases the HP of this ship’s planes by 300.

2. Heart of Gold: Every time this ship launches an airstrike, applies a shield to the vanguard that absorbs 50% of this ship’s HP in damage, and lasts until ten seconds. If the shields haven’t been broken when the timer

Hello! This is a long overdue review of my very first RepLadies purchase - a Small Tan Balloon Bag from Loewe! I loved how effortlessly chic this bag looked, and saw u/NoEmLa post a review of her Balloon Bag from Fly. I decided to purchase from Fly because of her 10/10 Seller experience with them.

I'm wondering if I'm being too harsh with my review, so I'd like some CCW feedback!

___ GENERAL SELLER AND BAG INFO___

Disclosures: I did not receive any incentive for this review. At time of posting, Fly doesn’t know I’m writing this review either.

Seller: Fly | Album | IG: luxuryfly1 | WhatsApp +86 132 8882 7504

Bag Price: 1450 CNY | 226 USD | PayPal Friends and Family

Shipping Price: FedEx (Dubai) | 480 CNY | 75 USD (Shipping included a small Chanel Cardholder too)

Order Timeline (2021):

• August 27th: Reached out to Fly about bag
• August 28th: Received reply that item was in stock and paid immediately
• August 31st: Received PSPs, but I asked for more
• September 1st: Received extra PSPs of areas I requested
• September 2nd: Shipped!
• September 10th: Delivered! So fast!

___PHOTOS___

My Photos

PSPs

Factory Stock Images

• (Fly doesn’t seem to sell this bag anymore so I put in a factory photo from Lau, who seems to sell Jipin Factory’s Balloon Bag. I can confirm that these are the exact factory photos I saw in Fly’s album when I inquired about the bag.)

Link to Authentic

___REVIEW OF BAG'S QUALITY___

Quality: 9.1/10

• I really want to point out how this bag SMELLS AMAZING. Definitely the highest quality leather within my rep collection (3 of 4 bags being Loewe bags from Jipin Factory, includi

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

It was about a weak back.

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.