Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..
2 windmills are in a field. One asks: "What kind of music do you like?"
The other responds: "Well, I'm a big metal fan".
A guy asks his friend, "Do you know how many people have died because of these masks?"
The friend replied, " No buddy".
If you ask me who 31 of the NFL teams are, I couldn’t tell you.
But I always Remember the Titans.
Two ninjas are sneaking up on their target when one of the ninjas asks the other: "do you think you can hit him from here?" and the ninja says:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
What do you call a salamander that asks a lot of questions?
I won a duel last week with a block of cheddar cheese. How you might ask?
Because it was extra sharp.
A woman checks out of target with two apples, a banana, and a quart of ice cream. The cashier asks, “Are you single?” The woman replies, “Yes, how could you tell?”
There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks “Do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?”
The pirate replies, “ Arrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
I am really scared of fence posts. Why you ask?
I have Post-traumatic-stress-disorder.
I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks “I wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says “maybe Norway?” My final friend asks “do you thinks she’s Finnish?”
I boastfully reply “I fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”
When someone asks you what the short form of "What the fuck" is
Rick Astley has a lot of Pixar movies, and he'll give you one if you ask...
...but he's never gonna give you Up.
A rope walks into a bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, “No, you’re only a rope.” So he decides to disguise himself. He ties himself into a knot & ruffles his edges a bit. The next day, he walks into the bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, “Of course... Wait, aren’t you that rope?”
And the rope replies, “I’m a frayed knot.”
What kind of triangle should you ask out?
Why does the person putting your groceries in a bag at grocery store always ask where you want your eggs and your loaf of bread?
Because baggers can’t be choosers.
If you ask a member of the NRA what they think about machine guns, be prepared.
They'll give you an automatic response.
Not a joke per se, but definitely fits - I texted my daughter "in a bottle" and then waited for her to ask "what's this I don't get it. How come out of the blue you just randomly send me the message 'in a...' ... I hate you"
Had potential to misfire but worked perfectly.
Also, the other day my wife left a Monster energy drink under her bed, and we waited for her to come and ask "ok who put this monster under my bed?"
I’m trying to smoke and ask Erik for a light: “When you take a cigarette out of your pack, it becomes a cigarette lighter.”
Two windmills are standing in a field. Wanting to pass the time in conversation one turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?"
The second turns and says: "I am a big metal fan."
If you ever need a bit of guidance in life always ask a geotechnical engineer...
They give the best advice on earth.
I asked my dad to bring me a glass of water, so he pointed at my aquarium and said "you have plenty" and walked out, and now everytime I ask for water he does this
What do you say when someone asks you for the formula of nitric oxide?
What's the highest form of flattery you may ask?
Two guys are talking about life and one asks the other, “so, what do you do?” The other guy says “I own a chocolate factory and employ a bunch of oompah loompas”
The first guy replies, “Oh, Willy?”
A dad is telling his son about how he immigrated to the US. Suddenly, the son asks: "Dad, how did you get out of Iraq?"
There was a clothing art exhibit in my town's shopping centre. Someone made a pyramid of jeans. Pure artistic jean-ious if you ask me.
What does the italian dish say when you ask it why its locked out of the house?
What's my opinion of Jimmy Eat World, you ask?
I'm kinda in the Middle about them.
My dad slipped on a patch of ice today. Being the concerned son, I ask 'dad, are you alright??'
To which he replies 'no son, I'm half left'
One wind turbine asks the other one “what kind of music do you like?”
The other one says “I’m a heavy metal fan.”
Two windmills are in a field. One windmill asks the other windmill: "What kind of music do you like?"
The other windmill says: "I'm a big metal fan."
You can ask Rick Astley for his collection of Pixars movies all you want
He's never gonna give you Up
A wind turbine is sitting in a field. Someone asks it, “What kind of music are you into?”
The turbine responds, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"
Rick Astley has a huge collection of Disney movies and he'll share any of them with you if you ask. Except for one.
He's never gonna give you Up.
What do you call a reptile that asks a lot of questions?
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