A guy stopped me in the street the other day to ask why I was carrying a 9ft book.
I said "It's a long story".
My friends ask me why do I see the world with so much negativity.
I tell them that I am short-sighted.
People ask me why I still work as a mailman,on such low salary.
I tell them : "Its not about the money; Its about sending a message"
People ask me why the notepad on my desk never moves
I tell them it’s stationary
People ask me why I keep bring my sled to places like yard sales and the flea market
I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!
True story: Driving back home, my 5 year old son says "How do you spell 'penis'?". My wife looks at me curiously and then asks "Why?"
After a few moments of silence, my son replies "That's it?"
People ask me why my best friend is a mushroom
I always tell them because he's a fungi
People ask me why you so thin
It's the opposite day and my friend challenges me in tic tac toe. when it's his turn, he grabs the pencil by his foot. I ask him why and he responds:
"I'm playing the toe tactic"
People ask me why I don’t go out much anymore, but I tell them it’s because I just bought a pet cow.
I have been milking that excuse for weeks now.
People ask me why I hate grapes
I’m a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....”looks like you have the best job” he says, “why is that?” I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!
People always ask me why I made a hip hop album about yogurt.
I tell them that I did it for the culture.
People ask me why I keep tabs on people I just met.
Well, how else are supposed to pay for their drinks?
My kids ask me why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."
People always ask me why I buy so many chips...
I say "why should you care? Its nacho business"
So I was passing by a cemetery with my dad today, and he turns to me and goes, "You know, people living in Denver can't be buried there" and I look at him and ask him "Why?"
He looks at me and says "Because they aren't dead yet".
My friends sometime ask me why I yell at them all the time over instant message about this amazing new business opportunity I’m involved in that I’m really excited about! They also ask me if maybe if shift key on my keyboard is broken.
But I reply “NO I AM A CAPITALIST”
My first-time pregnant wife asks "why does it take so long for me to warm up?"
Without missing a beat I responded, "because you're heating for two now."
I then proceeded to laugh at my own joke. I feel like I'm prepared for my future as a dad.
People often ask me why I became an editor.
Well, to cut a long story short....
Husband asks his wife “Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?”
Wife says “Because I don’t like calling you when you’re at work”
People often ask me why I study economics
And I tell them because if it doesn't make sense it doesn't makes dollars
Don't ask me why I refuse to answer questions.
Why do people ask me about where I see myself in a year?
I don't have 20/20 vision
Don't ask me why I have diarrhoea
People ask me why I don't wear Heelys.
People often ask me why I decided to become a baker.
It's because I knead the dough.
Some people ask me why I never hold a grudge.
I’ve always hated those people.
My friends ask me why my cows have no legs
It's cause I sell ground beef
People always ask me why I named my son "Underwear".
I tell them he's the Fruit of the Womb.
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