Evan Peters as Mr. Gallant
Kyle Allen as Timothy Campbell
Ash Santos as Emily
There Los Santos Lottery would like to welcome you to /r/GTAOnline's first ever "Awesome Scavenger Hunt (held online exclusively)" or ASH(hole). After 3.5 years of existing online, many people know every last inch of San Andreas. This is your time to prove you know it best. It is your time to show what an ASH (Awesome Scavenger Hunter) you are!
To participate check out our handy dandy list of clues (mobile image version)and hit the road in San Andreas to get snapmatic pictures which best fit each clue.
Compile them into a list via Imgur and send the link to /u/LosSantosLottery
Alternatively, toss them in a Google Drive folder and share it with MaeBeWeird@gmail.com
Deadline for sending is February 18
More info can be found at the link above
...oh and before I forget! You could win:
#GTA shark cards
#Reddit gold
#The ability to call yourself an ASH
#Maybe more, who knows?!
Edited to add:
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(Held online exclusively) means you must not be clearly offline
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using mods (because online they are cheating) disqualifies you
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360 and ps3 users are allowed to participate too
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the only user of this subreddit who cannot join is /u/maebeweird. The other mods are all allowed to participate because the work putting it together and determining winners is all on MaeBeWeird with no input from the others.
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Regardless of platform, you can use Rockstar Editor to make your snapmatics look better. You can take snapmatics in there!
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Entry examples, if the clue were "I'm loaded":
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0 points for breaking rules by not being online or modding
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1 point for making no sense
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2 points for making sense but others had the same answer and it wasn't creative
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3 points for creative, but not unique
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3 points for unique but not creative
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3 points for unique and creative (meaning the gun is loaded and so is the person holding it
Do you think this is foreshadowing that she will play a big role in taking down the leadership in this season? I get those vibes from her and her love interest
PREVIOUS EPISODE STANDINGS
| STANDINGS | CONTESTANT |
|---|---|
| WINNER | David Koechner |
| RUNNER-UP | Mary Lynn Rajskub |
| ELIMINATED | Brandon Johnson |
#It's 29 Minutes Until Midnight, I'm /u/bjkman and welcome to the OFFICIAL episode discussion thread for the 2x EMMY AWARD WINNING TV SERIES @midnight with Chris Hardwick.
#Competing tonight we have the cast of NBC's "SUPERSTORE" :
| CONTESTANT | TWITTER HANDLE |
|---|---|
| Colton Dunn | [Twitter] (https://twitter.com/captdope) |
| Lauren Ash | [Twitter] (https://twitter.com/lauren_ash) |
| Nico Santos | [Twitter] (https://twitter.com/nicosantoscomic) |
#Hashtag War Tonight: #NicerRap
**Don’t forget to comment on your favorite Segment and Jokes of the night!**
#Awards
| Category | Winner | 2nd Place | 3rd Place | 4th Place | 5th Place | |
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| The bLuE622 Award | Buddha | Burn | Sykkuno | Crystalst | Blaustoise | |
| Streamer of the Year | Buddha | Whippy | GTAWiseGuy | Sykkuno | Blaustoise | |
| Roleplayer of the Year | Burn | Buddha | GTAWiseGuy | Crystalst | Whippy | |
| Variety Streamer Roleplay of the Year | Sykkuno | Fuslie | EsfandTV | xQcOW | Cyr | |
| New Roleplayer of the Year | Blaustoise | vigors | ash | dwjft | Deansocool | |
| Small Streamer of the Year | Jonthebroski | Kiva | AfricanSnowball | Knotty | raine | |
| Character of the Year | Lang Buddha | Irwin Dundee | Tony Corleone | "Downbad" Mickey S | Yuno Sykk | |
| San Andreas State Officer of the Year | Tessa Lamb | Olivia Copper | AJ Hunter | Tony Andrews | Conan Clarkson | |
| Los Santos Policeman of the Year | Sam Baas | Roy Armstrong | Jeffrey Bundy | [Crocodile Steve](https://nopixel.fandom.com/wiki/Cro |
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Okidoky! So I got a couple requests to put together a tutorial for making your own backflow incense cones. Here goes!
What you need: ingredients, mortar and pestle, tooth pick, distilled water, fine seive, bowl and wax paper.
Ingredients are separated into the categories: the base, the binder and the aromatics.
The base needs to be something combustible, like makko or Palo Santo powder ( basically any wood powder). I've been using Palo Santo. I have noticed that it tends to overpower the rest of the aroma when burned, so I've been thinking about switching to charcoal ( I've heard that works, I'll let you know).
The binder is typically some kind of resin or plant him; pine tar, frankenscence, copal, ect. You want it to be dried, so you can grind it up to a power to add to your mix. You can also use ash/charcoal, honey, Jam, wine and alcohol.
And finally your aromatics. This can be pretty much any dried herb, and even other woods ( like juniper or cedar).
So first what you need to do is grind up your aromatics, I like to grind them up individually, in the mortar and pestle. Once you get a nice powder going, seive it out into your empty bowl and put the rest back into the mortar and get back to grinding. Once you've used up as much of the herbs as you can, you can get rid of the plant fibers that get stained out by the seive.
I also like to grind the Palo Santo up to a bit of a finer powder.
Repeat the process for the resin, you will want to do the resin last because it gets sticky.
Mix all these goodies up together.
Add a little bit of distilled water. At first the powder does not like to mix in, just keep at it. Keep on adding a little more water and mix it in until you get a nice moldable dough.
Once you get your dough, you can form the cones. The cones should be between 1/2 inch to 2 inches. And you don't want them to be very thick, the base should have a Max diameter of about a 1/2 inch.
Then, if you want backflow, take your tooth pick and push it up through the base and hollow out the center of the cone.
Place your cones right side up on the wax paper and let them dry for 2 days. After that, lay then down on the side and let sit for another day, rotate and let sit for another day. Now they should be good to go!
They can take a little bit to catch, so use a lighter wand. Keep the flame on it until it catches and burns for a few seconds. Let that burn for about 5 services and blow out. And now it is happy smoke time!
Recipe: 7 tbs
... keep reading on reddit ➡They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
