Asgardian Puns

A list of puns related to "Asgardian"

If, above all, I protect my own ass first, does that make me.. Asgardian?
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👤︎ u/weird_is_good
📅︎ May 15 2019
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I went to my Asgardian dentist yesterday

My mouth was a little Thor after

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👤︎ u/ChemBandit75
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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Thor recently had a MASSIVE party to celebrate being the most popular Asgardian, but was very upset about it.

He wanted it to be Loki

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👤︎ u/TopKnotWanker
📅︎ May 26 2018
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Why are there no gay bars in Valhalla?

Because they’re all Asgardians!

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👤︎ u/International_Bag588
📅︎ Jun 06 2022
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Who does Thor trust to protect his back against the Frost Giants?

Asgardians

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👤︎ u/BigfootNick
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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