Arde Puns

A list of puns related to "Arde"

This hits h(e)ard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsChampion_007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2021
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It's raining cats and dogs outside...

Try not to step in a poodle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What do you call a cow thats always afraid?

A cow-ard Hehehe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Speedy_Koala
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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What do you call a magician who smokes?

A wheez-ard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secretseacrits549
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call a bull that runs away?

A cow-ard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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I've just bought a terrific new car, its a Rolls Canardly

it rolls down one side of the hill, can 'ardly get up the other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simian_fold
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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