What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant … dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, DEAD ANNNNT!
Why are ants immune to the coronavirus?
Because they have anty bodys.
Why don’t ants get sick?
They have little anty bodies
(Courtesy of my fellow dad LT)
They really mis-named the superhero called "Ant-man"
He should really be called Uncle.
Can't really take credit, my nieces made the joke while watching the movie. Regionally "Aunt" is pronounced as "ant"
Why don’t ant colonies ever get sick?
.... because they’re full of anty bodies
How can you tell the gender of an ant?
Drop it in water. If its sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant
What kind of ant smells the best?
I just saw a super big ant
What do you call the acid in an ant?
Why can't ants catch Covid?
What do you call an ant that has been shunned by his community?
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be called uncles
Why does ants don’t bite after they grow taller?
Because they’re tolerant.
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? (SFW don't worry)
Put them in water. If one floats, it's (a) boyant.
What do ants take when they want to hallucinate ?
Single ants can live to be 29 years old. Do you know why?
Because they have little antibodies.
How do ants protect their sweets?
I have a business selling foreign ants.
Why were the ants enthusiastic about next month?
They had to MARCH into April.
Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies.
Edit: THANK YOU!! Kind stranger whoever you are out there, for the silver!! Just trying to keep the kids facepalming and the wives eye rolling. You guys are awesome!
From my 3yo: what do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Saw an Adam & The Ants tribute act
I said “you’re not Adam Ant!”, he said “yeah i am.” we argued all night, but he really was adamant.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
A group of ant's working together is called
What kind of ants keep coming back?
I got caught up in a Fire Ant's Nest....
How can you tell the difference between male & female ants
Put them in water. Girl ants sink. The rest are boy-ant
Ants
How do you tell if an ant is male or female?
You throw it in water, if it sinks it's female if it floats it's male because it's a boy ant.
Don't hate me, I'll show myself out
Which species of ant is the biggest?
Why dont ants catch colds?
They have strong anty-bodies.
Don't mind my pet for eating your ants and termites without greeting you
He's a bit of an awkwaardvark.
Carpenter ants are just like regular ants.
Except rainy days and Mondays always get them down.
I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!
What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee?
What do you call a vampire ant?
What song do you sing when you step on ants?
Dead ant, dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead ant dead annnnttt, dead-ant-dead-ant-dead-ant
(Tune of Pink panther theme)
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles!
Ever wonder the gender of an ant? Do the water test.
If it sinks it’s a girl ant. If it floats however...
How do you tell the sex of an ant?
Stick it in water. If it sinks it's a girl ant. If it floats it's a buoyant.
Why don’t ants get sick
Because they have Ant-ibodies
Why don't ants get sick
Because they have little antibodies
Did you know that ants never get sick?
It's because they have little Anty Bodies
How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
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