My dad used to say to me 'When One Door Closes another will Open'
He was a brilliant philosopher
but a terrible cabinet maker.
In the 80's and 90's, I was so addicted to rap that I would hang posters of my favorite artists all over my room. One day, I was ready hang yet another one. I marked the perfect spot on the wall, picked up a nail, and then thought to myself... stop.
What did one DNA say to another DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?
If you kill one pizza delivery guy, you must kill another.
It's the domino's effect.
What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into another tectonic plate?
When one door closes, another one opens.
Other than that, it’s a pretty good car.
I just subscribed to another magazine. That's the fifth one this week.
What do you call it when one microbiologist steals another’s Petri dish experiment?
How does one Spice get the Attention of Another Spice?
One scientist to another. Hey Schrödinger! How's that quantum physics research going?
Schrödinger: Meh, it's a bit hit AND miss.
What do you call it when one president comes in and another president comes out?
What did one maths book say to another maths book?
I've got more problems than you.
One turbine asks another turbine what kind of music he liked
He answered, “well I am a huge metal fan”
I love hot showers, but I keep turning the knob too far one way or another.
It’s all a matter of degrees.
My wife and I were going to have a ceremony to once again profess our love for one another, but I had to have emergency surgery on my rectum.
Turns out, I had to renew my bowels.
What did one cooking spice say to another spice during the christmas season?
It's the most wonderful Thyme of the year.
I'm so sorry.
What did one bone said to another?
Let's meet up and share a joint!
Since buying Twitter, Musk seems to be getting into one scandal after another.
Elon-gate turns out to be long and drawn out.
One harp says to another, "You're too small to be a harp!"
The other says "What, you callin' me a lyre?!"
One man's trash is another man's treasure
Is not a good adoption slogan
What song does one country nuclear reactor sing to another?
🎶Me and you go fission in the dark🎶
Which rock group has four men, one named George and another who was shot to death?
What did one leaf say to another leaf?
Okay, I guess I'll post this. I was pretty stoned so my apologies if it is super dumb. Requested by another user after the Pringle one.
What did one cow say to another?
The farmer just pulled my tit, how diary!
Where do politicians get dirt on one another?
If Mickey has one girlfriend and decides to add another, how many girlfriends does Mickey have?
My granddad always used to say, "as one door closes another one opens"
Wonderful guy, terrible cabinet maker.
Edit: thanks for the updoots and awards! You made my Reddit cake day! 😁
One piece of bacon in a pan looks at another piece of bacon and says “Man, it’s hot in here.”
Then the other piece of bacon yells “ Oh my god, talking bacon!”
What did one ocean say to another?
A question for physicists here: what do you call a problem that’s easy to solve in one reference frame, but difficult in another?
That’s a relatively easy one…
One vowel saved another vowel’s life. He turned to him and said…
What do you call it when a group of photographers get together to encourage one another?
One plant asks another plant...
"Are you on a diet"
And the other plant answers: "Yes, I've been eating light"
What happens if two vegans have a falling out with one another?
Here comes another one
What does a tapeworm have in common with the Eiffel Tower. There both Paris sites
One witch bumps into another
Poor Quasimodo, despite the loss of both arms, attempted to fulfill his campanologist duties by running head-first into the giant bell. Although he did cause the tolling of the carillon, he lost his balance and fell to the pavement below. One witness asked another, "Who is that poor fellow?"
"I'm not sure..." came the reply, "But his face rings a bell!"
How did the one injured stunt double greet another injured stunt double on the set of the live action Lion King?
Well played WSJ…couldn’t even think of another one for my title
Use the letters from “new door” and make another word. It’s only one word.
Worst part of killing your pizza delivery guy is you always have to kill another one.
It's the Domino's effect.
When one door closes, another door opens
Other than that, it's a pretty good car
Whenever one door closes, another opens.
what in one DNA say to another DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat
What did one plate say to another plate?
What did one plate say to another plate?
One vowel saves another vowel’s life.
The other vowel says, “Aye E! I owe you!”
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