One of my dad's favorite jokes when I was younger...

Dad: You know which city always shocks me?

Me: I don't know, which?

Dad: ELECTRI-city!

Commence groaning

Dad: Hey, do you know which city is always moving?

Me: Which one?

Dad: VELO-city!

Groaning intensifies

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