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I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"
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We're having a Canadian wedding with an animal theme to differentiate the different tables. On each table we'll have an animal emblem with some kind of love pun for each animal. It's been a trying affair to come up with these, but I know a lot of them could be better. In fact, most of them are downright ridiculous.
Reddit, how can we improve these?
Moose - I find you amoosing.
Beaver - I think I'll pick this flower for her, it would beavery romantic.
Owl - Owl always love you.
Fox - You are the object of my affoxtion.
Skunk - I stink you're sweet!
Bunny - Everybunny loves you!
Woodpecker - Knock Knock! Who's there? Wood! Wood who? Wood you be mine?
Porcupuine. I'm stuck on you.
Wolf - Wolf you marry me?
Trout - We'll be together trout eternity!
Turtle - You're turtley amazing.
Lynx - Let us lynx our lives together.
Bear - To be away from you is unbearable.
Squirrel - I'm going nuts for you!
Raven - Can't stop raven about you.
Turkey - I could just gobble you up!
Caribou - Where does one find a wedding ring for his deer? Why at the cariboutique, of course.
Deer - I love you deerly!
Goose - You give me goose bumps.
Sasquatch - Getting you to marry me was no small feat.
Also looking for some ideas for racoon, snake, and groundhogs.
A oui-aboo
Its a shitzu.
They're both koala-tea-seals!
A yak of all trades.
Fish, because they spend all their time in schools
A vegun
He said, "No, it's just a hip-hurt-potamus"
Iβd like to have an otter body experience at least once.
but it does give me paws.
The cows were udderly awesome.
Annie Mae.
Itβs considered a foul
They are literally black and white.
But sometimes the plot is too drawn out.
A male deer, its only one buck. A female deer is more expensive doe.
A cull-de-sack
.....the mammothematician.
I thought they were usually ram packed
A mussel.
A zebra
The seal was broken.
Elemphants, cause they are pachyderms.
A polar bear.
A Bi-Polar Bear
then it behooves you to become a centaur.
I told him stealth gear and a go bag. He is an exposed double agent.
Itβs a Shih Tzu
