A list of puns related to "Amoy Gardens"
I know many people here have become concerned that fecal->oral and fecal->respiratory are possible important vectors for COVID-19. Even if the bulk of spread doesn't happen this way, it's a way to get distant, unconnected cases that will not show up on contact tracing and stymie efforts to contain the disease. This was a major issue during the 2003 SARS outbreak.where hundreds of cases were caused by this mechanism.
I have been in commercial bathrooms where I smell sewer gases coming up from floor drains; exacerbated by the exhaust fans in the restroom. It's not uncommon.
Has anyone been in contact, or have any public health contacts, about this? It seems like a really easy problem to mitigate (pour a couple cups of water down the drain). The public is looking for ways to protect themselves, and this one is something easy that could be put in an advisory.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
My favourites are Old Amoy Chendol at Chinatown and Yat Ka Yan's at Fortune Center (particularly their durian chendol). I ideally prefer Durian chendol but not all stalls serve it and sometimes the quality of the durian they provide is pretty bad and ruins the whole thing (Tried a durian chendol at Serangoon Garden Market & Food Centre and it was pretty bad).
Jin Jin Hot / Cold Dessert's durian chendol at ABC Brickwork was pretty good but their red bean not as nice and I find that the longan and the other fruits they put in gets in the way. The hawker centres with nyonya chendol stalls satisfy the craving and I like the chendol in malaysia boleh jurong point and malaysia chiak in northpoint as well. Where do you guys like to have chendol?
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
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