British Among Us Porn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pouya07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?

It's usually pretty dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRobotYoshi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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there’s an impasta among us
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovejimin95
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I was playing among us and someone accused me that i was impostor

I just need to vent about it for a bit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkblade768
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Among us is a ruff game
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPenguin65
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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For my birthday my brother bought me an elephant for my room.

I said "Thanks." He said "Don't mention it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Who is the imposter in a game of AMONG US among mythical characters?

Pega-sus.

Hey. Don't say Je's-looking-Sus bro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Some dumb random puns from an Among Us server.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragonite-2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..

Just so glad She's now finally independent..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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I've just found a CD among my collection that's a good twelve inch in diameter.

Surely that must be a record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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I gave my dad his 50th birthday card.

He said: "One would have been enough."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoganWren
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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What do you call an Italian playing among us?

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doublecakedday
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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This is how I addressed my mother’s birthday card reddit.com/gallery/nx59rd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CopsaLau
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I don’t understand why my son was so upset I gave him broken down cardboard for his birthday.

He’s the one who kept asking for an ex-box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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America made Among Us, what’s Europe’s equivalent?

Among Eu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealQwasson_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Him: Do you want to play among us tonight?

Me: Sure, what are you playing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Judge1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke had got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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For my birthday I got a t-shirt that says "I'm a nudist."

I haven't worn it yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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Son: Hey dad, you wanna play Among Us?

Dad: Sure, but what are we playing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobzingy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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My son came up with this gem just now during his birthday dinner:

What kind of beans do you find in a measuring cup?
Pint-o beans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepHurts
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What do you gift a ghost for it’s birthday?

A booquet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.

He’s in for a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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You know, if a cat or dog plays among us, they will wanna be the...

Impawstor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepOut75
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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last gift on birthday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sabrinna_22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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My mate bought me a terrible thesaurus for my birthday.

I just couldn't find the words to thank him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2021
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The number-one-selling brand of tea among US police officers is called β€œTally”

Police brew Tally tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skepticCanary
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellebrates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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My dad used to encourage us by saying β€œwhen one door closes another one opens”.

Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BritishTeeth11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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Today’s my husband’s birthday and he’s a huge pencil enthusiast. I got him a great gift

Seems like someone’s gonna get lead tonight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimvandashian
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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I don't think I'll be able to tell you the whole story about the rich kid's birthday presents

There's a lot to unpack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlarioKath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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What American President had the highest approval rating among pirates?

F.D. Arrrrrrrr!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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I just got a new job in a factory making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line

so I have to make every second count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pretend-Genius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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I threw my blind wife with a surprise birthday party

She never saw it coming!

Edit: I changed the title and still has a typo -.-`

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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For my first birthday, my father gifted me a set of gaming cubes supposedly owned by Al Capone...

I've been spending most my life playing with a gangster's pair of dice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HerrDictator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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Arr Appy Birthday

https://preview.redd.it/daqptxzus6u61.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ed488542b73ef441b499b4b42089a480cc36f4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldMan3212
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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I wonder if the US President will run for re-election in 2024…

if he’s even alive bi den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FyreBrawlStars
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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Help me out: need some rockstar/music themed food puns for my 3 year old’s birthday party!

Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:

Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice

I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know πŸ˜‚ Help me out if you can think of any more!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....

my birthday would be 24/7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aglaz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Ayem eighty!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LebaneseLion
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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What did the one-eyed pirate say on his 80th birthday?

IIIIIIII'MMM EIGHTY !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScubaPride
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2021
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I recently bought my only Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.

.. just so glad She's now finally independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said...

"You know, one would have been enough."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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