A list of puns related to "Amazon Delivery"
No matter where they park itβs always a prime location.
Just search optimus prime
She says it was worth the weight.
It's a real accomplishipment
An old lady customer of mine asks. I reply, "Porsche". She says...."they're supposed to start with gas".
Dad: I would prefer the baby with a liver.
If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.
Ok so here's what you do.
Go onto Amazon or Ebay or whatever and purchase a small dog cage. Make SURE that is is made of either completely STEEL. Nothing else. Get advanced shipping or whatever gets it to your door as fast as humanly possible. Now wait patiently for your package to arrive. Once the delivery person knocks on your door to get you to sign for your package tell them to wait until you open the box. If they seem leery of you explain that you have had trouble in the past with your parcels and you just want to make sure that your order is correct. Open the box and remove the cage from the box. Inspect it thoroughly. Now LISTEN CAREFULLY! This is the part you can't mess up. Look up from the cage and stare into that poor delivery person's eyes. Like so deep you can see their ancestors. Say these exact words. "I knew it... I can't believe I ordered a nickel less cage."
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