I’ve noticed something remarkable about Amazon’s delivery trucks.

No matter where they park it’s always a prime location.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocTwoTree
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2021
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When an Amazon employee takes maternity leave, are they out for delivery?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/misspokeycat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Amazon are offering free fast delivery on every electrical transformer this week

Just search optimus prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GarageAromatic
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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My wife ordered one of those new heavy blankets off Amazon but delivery took forever...

She says it was worth the weight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creativedamages
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Amazon should be proud for each successful delivery they make

It's a real accomplishipment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Algebutter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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baby was enjoying the womb service
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myverypunnydad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2022
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Name a car that starts with "P"

An old lady customer of mine asks. I reply, "Porsche". She says...."they're supposed to start with gas".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fast328
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2022
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Doctor: I will be delivering the baby.

Dad: I would prefer the baby with a liver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sobasisa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2022
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Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day.

If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcEmarc1966
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2022
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Cure for Boredom

Ok so here's what you do.

Go onto Amazon or Ebay or whatever and purchase a small dog cage. Make SURE that is is made of either completely STEEL. Nothing else. Get advanced shipping or whatever gets it to your door as fast as humanly possible. Now wait patiently for your package to arrive. Once the delivery person knocks on your door to get you to sign for your package tell them to wait until you open the box. If they seem leery of you explain that you have had trouble in the past with your parcels and you just want to make sure that your order is correct. Open the box and remove the cage from the box. Inspect it thoroughly. Now LISTEN CAREFULLY! This is the part you can't mess up. Look up from the cage and stare into that poor delivery person's eyes. Like so deep you can see their ancestors. Say these exact words. "I knew it... I can't believe I ordered a nickel less cage."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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