Allegiances Puns

A list of puns related to "Allegiances"

During the pledge of allegiance I sit after “to the republic”

I just want you to know I understand

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👤︎ u/King_Sized
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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What do they require the wooden throne to be polished with?

Pledge, of Allegiance

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👤︎ u/2xj59ae
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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My fiancee set up my dad perfectly

My youngest sister's birthday party was the other day, and a couple of her gifts were two books from the "Divergent" series. So my Grandmother asked her "What are all the books called?"

Sister: "Well, there's Divergent, Insurgent, Allegiant..."

Fiancee: "Detergent..."

Dad: "No, that's the clean version."

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👤︎ u/blindfire40
📅︎ Mar 24 2014
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