Patrick Roy, perhaps the best goaltender of all time, was having a family reunion.

Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.

"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"

"Why's that Dad?"

"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrobeOfWar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bed_dweller
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.

It’s remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DGNOLA12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Y’all wanna hear the best dad joke?

Father’s Day...

I’ll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derickito
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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What’s the best unboxing video of all time?

Se7en

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rupanath97
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What’s the best kind of booze if you want to dance all night long?

Wild Twerky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brisquet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Where all the best dressed singers buy their clothes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Magic Johnson is the best porn name of all Tim enjoy affiliated with the industry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ-Fein
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Farmers have a hard time being the best because all of them are out standing in their fields
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDorkside
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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We had a neckwear competition and the contestants all brought their best

but in the end it was a tie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byukid_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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The best thing about all the stuff Jesus gave to the poor, is that he gave it all to them for free.

You could say it was Jesus Priced.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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Ever notice how all the best Danish people are dogs?

All the great danes I know have 4 paws and a tail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sargo34
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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Y'all hear about the habitual liar who allegedly published a best-seller?

Everybody's buying it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megaletoemahs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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My dad is the most dad jokingest person on earth. This morning he had a heart attack. He's stable and was making dad jokes all the way to the hospital. I need your best of the best jokes for me to tell him when he gets out of surgery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowboykillers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2016
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Of all parts of a cow, the tongue is the one that tastes the best...

This is due to the many taste receptors over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DasFrettchen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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Did you hear about the viking that haggled all day and night to get the best price for his ship?

It was quite an oar-deal...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cranium
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2016
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The best dad joke of all is...

your mom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullyclothed1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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