3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
Boy-ant-C!
Patrick Roy, perhaps the best goaltender of all time, was having a family reunion.
Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.
"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"
"Why's that Dad?"
"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."
Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.
It’s remarkable.
Y’all wanna hear the best dad joke?
Father’s Day...
I’ll see myself out
What’s the best kind of booze if you want to dance all night long?
Wild Twerky
Where all the best dressed singers buy their clothes
Magic Johnson is the best porn name of all Tim enjoy affiliated with the industry
Farmers have a hard time being the best because all of them are out standing in their fields
We had a neckwear competition and the contestants all brought their best
but in the end it was a tie.
The best thing about all the stuff Jesus gave to the poor, is that he gave it all to them for free.
You could say it was Jesus Priced.
Ever notice how all the best Danish people are dogs?
All the great danes I know have 4 paws and a tail
Y'all hear about the habitual liar who allegedly published a best-seller?
Everybody's buying it.
My dad is the most dad jokingest person on earth. This morning he had a heart attack. He's stable and was making dad jokes all the way to the hospital. I need your best of the best jokes for me to tell him when he gets out of surgery.
Of all parts of a cow, the tongue is the one that tastes the best...
This is due to the many taste receptors over it.
