I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Don't have Panther who is possibly a strong pick.

All Fafnir Upgrades at Lv10, except for STR and EXP Boost which are at Lv20.

One and done opinion:

• Want to farm Flame Lance Portraits? Then Gala Mym is your pointy-stick. With a strong Adventurer Form and an even stronger Dragon Form, all Mym needs to do is shapeshift a few times (along with stocking up on Dispel SS) and she'll easily decimate her opposition. Not only that, but with a Healing Weapon-Skill, she autos impressively well and needs little interference (besides the typical guidance of making sure she eats every enemy and to go for the healers first).

• Nadine's power fluctuates due to a few random aspects in her kit but it's overall consistent enough to make her a powerhouse. With a good amount of STR Buffs and the occasional Energized, along with Burn and Dispel on a far-and-wide hitting S1, she has a lot of the basics covered for a DPS (though, since Nadine is alone, she's unable to utilize her S1 to its maximum potential). Handles herself relatively well on Auto.

• Kimono Elisanne has about one good thing going for her, which is her S1 being a strong 40% STR Buff that lasts 60 Seconds. Unfortunately, all she has to utilize such a might is a weak one-hit S2 with a low-ass chance to apply Scorchrend (and I don't think I've seen Gala Leonidas' SS as an option for Weapons...). So she very much desires an offensive Weapon Skill to make up for her really pitiful DPS. However, a thing to note, it seems due to her programming that is possibly related to her S1, she apparently does not like using other "Multi-Tap Skills" such as Kimono Luca's. Furthermore, Her Coab, A1, and A3 are essentially useless in this game-mode, while her Chain Coab really requires Combo Time Up (or, better yet, don't bother and take a normal Critical Rate Up if you can find one on a Dragon/WP). All of this means that Kimono Elisanne is really bad as a solo-unit.

• Not much to say about Alain because he's normal as far as DPS goes (though weirdly classified as a "Defense Unit"). But, since both of his Skills afflict Burn, he should use something other than Lea SS for Dispel. Anyways, he just wants Akashic Repose for the 15% STR and Overdamage and he'll perform stably enough.

• Xuan Zang clearly suffers from really early game-design (such as having only 50% Stun Res); and, as far as I know, the last major rebalancing only raised the damage-mods of her S1 from outdated to average.

Chapter 1 - Audition

„So, why are you here?“

It was probably unintentional but the director had pretty much dropped the defining question of his early twenties on Dominic and it took him a couple of seconds to respond.

In a very basic sense, he was here because this was a university, and university was where decently privileged people went after school to pass a few years mostly writing papers that nobody would ever care about, trying to sleep with as many people as possible and consume a lot of alcohol before beginning to work – crossing the final threshold into adulthood and thus the drawn out end of their life.

In a more general sense, he was here – as in, on this world – because roughly 24 years ago his parents had gotten really high one night and thought starting a family a few years earlier than they had planned would actually be a grand idea. It had turned out that it wasn't.

In a philosophical sense there was probably some grand reason for why the universe had brought him into existence. Or maybe not. Anna might have an answer to that but even when Dominic tried to listen to her rants about philosophy he never actually understood them.

Of course none of this was the reason why the guy in the hideous sweater had asked him that. He probably wanted to know why Dominic was here, meaning in this very specific room. The answer to that was at least a little bit more simple: Technically he was here to participate in the casting process for student theatre, but what he was really here for was love. That is if you want to frame it in a somewhat romantic way. The slightly less romantic but a lot more accurate version was that he had finally found a moment to talk to Julia, found out that she wanted to audition for this play and – being the moron that he often was when he was trying to impress people – said that he totally loved theatre too and she had subsequently dragged me to the casting session.

“That's so cool!” she had said, her bright smile just barely making the immediate shame at his utter stupidity bearable. “There's never enough guys auditioning!”

She hadn't been exaggerating. Other than Dominic there were only three other guys in the room and somewhere between 15 and 20 girls. Everyone was looking at him with a sort of kind enthusiasm that he found a bit terrifying. They'd probably start looking a lot less enthusiastic once they realized that Dominic had never done any acting in his life. This would also likely annihilate his chances at

MENTA - An Encounter Zone Overhaul 🍃

Sup, we made an EZ Overhaul based in the minimal tweaks made by Simon Magus' Arena, but using the lv-strata with which WAFR distributes special loot (6; 12; 19; 27; 36; 46) --adding inter-strata (9; 16; 23; 32; 41)-- making EZ min lv more organic with playthrough progression and rewards --even non mix-maxed. Quoted from the Nexus description:

THIS MOD:

• Tweaks the minimum lvs of the EZ in a similar way to Arena, but using the lv-strata with which WAFR distributes loot.
• Tweaks the actor values that Skyrim uses to distribute enemies in the same way that SE-Arena does it (see spoiler below).
• Does not edit npc or item leveled lists --nor it does add new enemies.

MORE:

• All first quest locations set to lv 12.
• There is no max lv for EZ.
• Solstheim equalized to Skyrim: Now you can start your adventure in there, if you want.
• New strata lv EZ based on WAFR loot leveled lists: More organic and fluid playthrough --encourages multiple lines of exploration and adventure to chase uniques, artifacts, perk-rewards (buffs) in a lorefriendly and vanilla-consistent way.
• EZ jumps 1/2 strata if: unique item, named enemy, artifact quest. E.g: Halted Stream Camp min lv jumps from 6 to 9 --because of Poacher's Axe.
• EZ jumps 1 strata if: shares 2 or more of the aforementioned conditions. E.g.: Raldbthar min lv jumps from 23 to 32 --and not to 36-- even if unique (Aegisbane) + named enemy (Alain Dufont) + artifact quest (Lost to the Ages).
• Now you can take risks exploring dungeons at all lvs knowing that you will never get too weak enemies --something already solved by Arena-- nor too high ones. Menta stretches the lv-range of Skyrim EZ without over-buffing them, in such way that every build or path --even non mix-maxed-- will always be capable of exploring new dungeons and quests in harder difficulties or using combat/AI mods. (We all hate being dungeon-locked with our Healer or dagger-Thief for days in Bandit/Forsworn dungeons because the Dwemer/Falmer ones keep spawning those 24 and 30 Dwarven Centurions).
• Organic compability with vanilla-like unique/artifact overhauls like RoM. (Future Flora Project mods will overhaul uniques and quest rewards in the same that RoM does --other mods, such as ArteFakes, will require a nerf-patch).
• DETAILED EZ INFO HERE.

**ME

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Do your worst!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

After all his first name is No-vac