where do bees go to hibernate?
Somewhere where it swarm.
This joke did not get much appreciation on Instagram. I'm hoping it'll get the love it deserves here.
What weighs less? A gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?
Butane, of course. It’s the lighter fluid
How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One…or two. One…or two
Why did the half blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
why don't dinosaurs like double cheese burgers?
they're meatier.
What does the hinge say when it hears house music?
That's my jamb!
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Nobody nose.
Why are fish so easy to weigh
Because they come with there own scales
