where do bees go to hibernate?

Somewhere where it swarm.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ApplicationHairy2838
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This joke did not get much appreciation on Instagram. I'm hoping it'll get the love it deserves here.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skideedle125
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What weighs less? A gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

Butane, of course. It’s the lighter fluid

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cursed_Purity
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How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One…or two. One…or two

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/burgergloo
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Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Pun-ishing_One
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why don't dinosaurs like double cheese burgers?

they're meatier.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gacoug
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What does the hinge say when it hears house music?

That's my jamb!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DragonAtlas
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What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

Nobody nose.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LynxOfLords
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What music do fish listen to

Something catchy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Fox1984
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Why are fish so easy to weigh

Because they come with there own scales

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Fox1984
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