A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Sadly, he lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sukebesama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2022
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A farmer is out in the pasture with his Australian Shepherd. After getting all the sheep into their pen, the dog says to the man, "That's it! That's all 50 sheep!" The farmer looks confused and replies, "Fifty?! We only have 46 sheep!"

The dog replies, "Yeah, I rounded them up" 🐢 πŸ˜‰

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ericmbailey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2022
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A man has been arrested for punching his friend after he found out the drugs he was selling him was soap

Upon questioning, his friend reported, β€œI was just trying to help him get clean!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N0nethelesser
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2022
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After three years of studying hard at university, a young man gets his degree, and phones his father to share the good news.

"Dad, I've got my B.A.!"

"That's great," says his father, "only 24 letters to go. Now get the rest of them, and in the right order!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2022
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Heard a news report about a man who died after being kicked through a window

Apparently it was a paneful death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NimmPlays
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2022
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What comes after man?

Postman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2022
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A man was arrested after putting an explosive in a male cow.

The judge sentenced his to prison and said his actions were a bomb in a bull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RemnantReturning
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2022
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I told my father I don’t have a job anymore. I told him I couldn’t work for that man after what he told me

β€œWhat did he tell you ?” he asked

β€œHe said I was fired”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Italiankeyboard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2022
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After I whispered the secret password to the man blocking the bathroom, he replied

β€œurine”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerodsanto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2022
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Why did the man get sick after eating a loaf of bread?

He overdoughsed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keithninety
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2022
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One day a man found a genie lamp. It granted him three wishes. After making two wishes, he got greedy and wanted more so, he asked for two more.

And now he’s taking chemo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randumchicken
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2022
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A drunk was walking on the sidewalk minding his own business when he sees a thief run by him and then turns the corner. Shortly after a cop walk by and asks the man β€œdid you happen to see the thief that turned the corner” to which the drunk replies…

β€œIdk man when I got here the corner was already turned”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shn00ple
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2022
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The local weather man retired after breaking both arms and both legs.

He was having trouble working with the four casts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2022
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A man was arrested after intentionally getting America's national bird sick.

It was ill eagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingOfGimmicks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2022
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"Son, do you know the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?" After thinking a minute, he asked, "No dad, what?" Smiling, I responded, "Iron Man stops the bad guys but..."

"Aluminum Man just foils their plans!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2022
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A man is in critical condition after he swallowed $250,000 cash

No change is expected

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tnoholiday12345
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2022
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Man dies after falling into a giant coffee vat...

His wife told reporters, "He didn't suffer, it was instant."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2022
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A man was rushed to the hospital after a freak explosion at the Miniature Western World Exhibit, where several plastic horses were lodged into his rectum.

Doctors describe his condition as stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreyMurphy01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2022
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What did the Mediterranean man say to his friend after he told him a funny joke?

That's falafel-able!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluelight01
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2022
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What did the man say after another threw cyanide at him?

>!That's a salt, brother. !<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wippwipp
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2022
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A man has been admitted to hospital after being shot with a starter pistol.

Police think it’s race related.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonniboy299
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2022
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Why does the Bible never say God or Man rested after the first seven days?

Because God made woman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shlupieus
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2022
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The man that gets shot from a cannon at the circus just retired after 20 years.

They'll have a hard time finding another man of that caliber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireburner80
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2021
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A man was brought to the ER after having consumed $10,000 dollars in large bills. He was then sent to the ICU but,

No change is expected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreyMurphy01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2022
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What did the man do after walking into a bar?

He said ouch that hurts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRAKRACER
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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An old man goes to visit his doctor about painful peeing. His wife goes with him because the old man is hard of hearing. After an examination the Doctor says to the old man, "I need you to leave a urine, semen and feces samples for analysis."

The old man didn't quite hear the Doctor and asks his wife, "What did the Doctor say?"

The wife replies, "He wants you to leave your underpants here, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YZXFILE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2021
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A man got locked inside the Big Ben after his shift working as a cleaner.

I guess you could say he was in time for work the next day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/immyranny
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2022
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did you hear about the man who almost died after his left arm and leg got cut off?

he’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urlocalmilf0_0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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A young man traveled the world in search of buried treasure. After five years with no luck, he received a prophecy from an enchantress which told of a vast hoard of golden loot squirreled away in Bermuda by a famous privateer crew.

Sure enough, after sailing for another year, he came to the place the enchantress had spoken of and found a trove of coins and medallions, enough to make him wealthy beyond his wildest dreams.

He brought all of it on board his ship and through storms and turmoil returned home with his prize. The assayor at the dock, however, took one look at all of it and told him it was worthless. Dejected, the young man walked away from his ship, and vowed never again to travel in search of his fortune.

"Sad, is it not?" said a friend of the assayor as he watched the young man shuffle away. "Aye," replied the assayor, "yet another victim of the pyrites of the Caribbean."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2022
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An older man was lounging on the sofa one evening with his glasses off. His wife joined him, and began slowly running her fingers through his hair. After a few moments she said, β€œYou know, honey, without your glasses on, you still look just like the young, handsome man I married 50 years ago”…

The husband replied, β€œThanks honey… Without my glasses on, so do you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2021
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A man is in legal trouble after harassing a sea cow at the Playboy Mansion.

He's been charged with crimes against Hugh's manatee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nestchick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2022
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A man was admitted to hospital after swallowing 6 plastic horses.

His condition has been described as stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Did you hear about the man that cries in his basement after receiving payment?

Apparently he’s a whine seller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaddyNuggz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2022
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Florida man charged with murder after killing another man with sandpaper...

The defense decided to go for manslaughter citing that the perpetrator was only trying to rough the man up a bit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Normguy85
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2021
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Man charged after stealing a board game from a police officer

It was a Risk he was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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What did the Asian man say to his friend after they offered to take him to lunch?

Pho sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lowlyking2001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2021
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A man approached me after my last show ...

He said he wanted to buy the rights to one of the jokes I used in my routine, and handed me his American Express card.

I thanked him for the compliment, but informed him I couldn't take credit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tautogram
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2021
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Man, I always act so naive the day after my birthday.

It's like I was born yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommanderHR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2021
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A man woke up in the hospital after a serious accident, the man yelled "DOCTOR! DOCTOR, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"

The doctor then replied "i know, i amputated your arms."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepyPastaKing1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Sadly, he lost the case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lava_Wolf_68
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2022
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Sadly, he lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chacham2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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A man has legal problems after he harassed a sea cow at the Playboy Mansion.

He's wanted for crimes against Hugh's manatee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nestchick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2022
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2021
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A man is in critical condition after swallowing $250,000 in large bills.

No change is expected

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laika0405
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2021
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THIS JUST IN: A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $100,000 in large bills.

No change is expected

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junerlegion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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A man who took an airline to court after losing his luggage...

....has lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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