I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.
We're currently filming the pilot
He had bad altitude
Because personally I can’t see them ever taking off.
Neeeeeeow.
They said that The Risk was too big.
I can’t see it taking off.
Me, to my wife: Holy cow! There’s no way this plane has 15,000 people!
An error-plane
As just to me by my 7 year old. I’ve never been prouder!
Next to a Windu.
They're on air now
They said, “Sorry. Penguins can’t fly.”
A receding airline.
Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Con-descending
I was on as flight the other day. And I sat in the wrong seat 11b instead of 10b. A man came up to me and said sorry but I think your in my seat. After I apologised he said, don't apologise to me you got a free upgrade to the front of the plane. I laughed harder than I should have .
There are more aeroplanes at the bottom of the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left, and two Wrights made an airplane.
...I must have left it in Aeroplane Mode.
Crowd: Low Flying Aeroplanes!
Speaker: When do want them?
Crowd: NEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
My Dad and I were in a restaurant when he pointed to an aeroplane propellor mounted on the wall.
Dad: Do you think it's real?
Me: The propellor? Of course!
Dad: Oh, I thought it was just a prop.
The second woman looks to the first woman and asks what they should do?
"God will save us" she says.
The two women sit there for a while and watch the water continue to rise. Eventually a rescue team in a rubber dinghy turn up.
"Jump on" says the rescuer. The second woman quickly jumps into the dinghy. The first woman looks annoyed and states bluntly that "God will save me". The rescuer shakes his head and drives off.
A few hours go by and the rain begins falling harder and harder. The entire house aside from the roof is submerged.
She hears the sound of a helicopter before she sees it. The helicopter hovers above and throws down a rope ladder.
"Climb up!" Shouts the rescuer.
The woman shakes her head refusing to move "No, god will save me".
The rescuer shakes his head and the helicopter flies off.
Time passes by and the water is now up to the top of the roof. She hears an aeroplane swoop in low overhead, dropping life jackets along the street for anyone left behind.
"No" she shakes her head "God will save me!"
The inevitable happens and after she drowns the storms into heaven upset. "God! Why didn't you save me?"
He looks to her and rolls his eyes. "Well I sent a boat, a helicopter and a life jacket what else do you want me to do?"
She shows me a onesie with aeroplanes all over it.
'What do you think about this one'
'Eh i think it's a bit plane'
'Why is it...' cue eyeroll and groan
Dad was talking to my grandmother over the phone about him going to Texas.
Grandma: Is he going to come back in a ten gallon hat?
Dad: No, he'll come back in an aeroplane.
If Microsoft made an aeroplane, would it have windows?
I can’t see it taking off
They said that the Risk was too big.
They said the Risk was too big.
