u/ur8moms chesina Relangi Mavayya bot ni inspiration ga teeskuni, I (u/candid_supervillian) made a bot trying to simulate Bhattu.
It is a naive bot for now. Triggers replies based on some keywords
Usage:
Use the keyword Bhattu (somewhere in the sentence)
Use any other words you can relate to the dialogue you want to hear from.
Examples:
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using any of the following words (somewhere in the sentence) "happy", "joy", "kick", would trigger a random happy reply from bhattu_bot like "kicku ra kicku", or "Manchi Shubhavartha chebuthanu, rara", or "ee feeling entra"
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"knowledge" : "chepa chethilo chiraagga untundi gani, notlo divyanga untundi ra", or "friendship ki age limit em lede!!", or "charitrademundi ra, chimpeste chirigipotundi", or "kurchuni chese pani, aa maatram guppedu potta undadha", or "Pattudhala vasthe drawer ye marchukonu, yedhava manasu yentha"
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not using any keywords... but just using "Bhattu" will receive a random dialogue from Bhattu
I would add more details and ask for feedback... but in order to deploy the bot and not have the comments deleted, naku karma kavalanukunta... u/ur8moms comment if I need something more.*
So, please ee post ni and na comments ni konchem dayachesi upvote (or comment or award) cheyyandi.. appude nenu ee bot ni full use ki pettagalanu!!
Chusthu chusthu navvaleka ekkada chachipothano ani rust pattina kathi meedha cyanide raskoni podicheskunna. Naa aathma santhi koraku oo 2 years bellam babu ni silence paatinchamanandi please.
Potha Tata
Edit 1: Kotaku ni Koraku chesa
Hats off to Bellamkonda! Santosh Srinivas ki hat trick!
Kya har sapna sach hoota hai ?
Ya sapne sach mein jhoot hoote hai ?
Jalta raha mein aag ki tarah poori raat ..
Aur maine uff tak na kiya !
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
So nen appudu 6th class lo unna,April 3rd,next day nundi school ki summer holidays,maku first period 8.30 ki start 11.10 ki maku first break,naku emo first class start avvagalne urgent ga toilet occhindi,teacher ni adigite no wait till break andhi dinamma jeevitham anukunna 11.10 Aina kuda break ivvakunda class cheptondi na bladder emo pagilipothundi:β¬ nenu velli teacher please teacher urgent anna appudu aa panikimalinadi are you coming school to piss or pass annadi ni Yamma uccha osthunthe adi trivikram dialouges Estondi munda,lla kadani last bench lo Kelli na water bottle lo toilet posesa sare nen inka silent ga bottle bench venaka pettesa,school aipoindi malli June lo open and appudu class lo nen first bench lo kurchunna appudu last bench lo unnadu oka bottle bayatiki chupinchi mam I think this is phenyl bottle Annadu appudu ame aa bottle ni Tiskoni shake Chesindi,foam inka bubbles vacchay what is this ani bottle cap open chesi smell Chesindi debbaki adhurs lmaoo nen aithe full navvukuna,inka aa bottle chuppettinodiki punishment icchindi i felt bad
Extra story: my teacher was racist northie she asked me and my friend if we were north enduku ani mem adigithe you people are fair skinned na south people are dark and ugly na andhi lanja munda dinamma
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
Kya har sapna sach hoota hai ?
Ya sapne sach mein jhoot hoote hai ?
Jalta raha mein aag ki tarah poori raat ..
Aur maine uff tak na kiya !
