Ace Card Puns

A list of puns related to "Ace Card"

The only deck of cards we have at home have all the aces missing...

I don't know how to deal with this.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jun 02 2021
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I was about to play cards after a long day’s work, but I found the aces missing.

I just can’t deal with this any more.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 12 2018
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Just talking to me dad about the tennis

Me: “He was really good, he had like 30 aces”

Dad: “well he must of been cheating then... there’s not that many in a pack of cards”

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👤︎ u/classicmattyt
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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