Abracadabra Puns

A list of puns related to "Abracadabra"

I asked dad to make me a sandwich he said, "Abracadabra, you are a sandwich"

Devastating dad joke

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👤︎ u/ebolakush
📅︎ Sep 11 2015
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Dad, I’m starving can you make me a sandwhich?

Abracadabra you are a sandwich

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👤︎ u/Odinnextgen
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do you call a magical bra?

An abracadabra.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air

Abracadabra

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👤︎ u/yogeshbiebz
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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I was making my kid cheese and crackers

And when I handed it to her I said, “Be careful, this cheese is extra sharp.”

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👤︎ u/Popes1ckle
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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Dad: Why didn't you make me a grilled cheese too?

Dad: Why didn't you make me a grilled cheese too?

Me: I dunno. I didn't think you wanted one.

Dad: I guess I wasn't Gouda-nough

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👤︎ u/jack0315
📅︎ Aug 06 2017
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"Dad, could you make me a hamburger?"

"ABRACADABRA! You're a hamburger!"

This is his favorite Dad joke. I learned at a young age to say "Dad, could you cook me a hamburger"

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👤︎ u/DapplePony
📅︎ Sep 19 2013
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He is just the worst.

Me: Dad can you make me something to eat?

Dad:Abracadabra! You are "something to eat"!

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👤︎ u/moozie
📅︎ Jan 05 2014
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Magic Dad Joke

The Conversation went like this

Me - Hey dad can you make me a sandwich.

Dad - Abracadabra, you are a sandwich.

I now have an identity crisis

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👤︎ u/Not_Good_With_Name
📅︎ Sep 06 2015
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"Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"

"Abracadabra- poof! You're a sandwich!"

"No, Dad...! I mean, can you make... sigh PUT TOGETHER a sandwich for me?"

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👤︎ u/levitron
📅︎ Oct 18 2013
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What do you call a magical bra?

An abracadabra.

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👤︎ u/vagabondsadhu
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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Me: Dad please can you make me a sandwich?

Dad: Abracadabra, you are a sandwich.

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👤︎ u/amiur
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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