You've probably never heard of herbivore.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
Smoking is such a turn off.
"She became a little spore addict."
I thought to myself, that'd hurt, wooden tit?
She's just a little dinghy.
She was Schwepped off her feet!
Wife: She’s so beautiful look how skinny she is Husband: she’s so skinny she can hang glide with a Dorito Wife: WOW! That was original Husband: No honey, it was actually Cool Ranch
The called her Slowly-Butt Shirley
So I took a shot in the dark.
Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.
It's quite a relaxing read.
You never have to worry about her seeing anyone else
I didn't approach her. She was totally out of my league.
She was talking about the different parts of her body that got burnt, and then:
Her: "For some reason only my left boob got burnt."
Me: "Well, that's just not right."
She called me dumb. Worth it.
They called it "Broke Back Mountin'!"
Nobody nose what it’s like.
She's always dreaming about a pair of dice.
She wasn't that Inuit.
She was telling a story about how her luggage got stopped on its way to Europe because her vibrator that had been acting up turned on in her suitcase.
Halfway out the door, I peeked back in and asked.."oh, was it giving you a hard time?"
But you’ve probably never heard of herbivore
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
