A lil lunch pun for y'all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElliotNunstedt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Have a happy Holiday Season y’all reddit.com/gallery/k22bhw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Jazzman_8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simwalkedaway
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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That’s a sus-y meat-a-ball. πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bspalding09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome

Theyre calling it "Son-Block"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Here's a physics joke: Why don't people find the y component of vector A?

Because it's Asin(of ΞΈ)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDGameplayer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I made a bear-y adorable pin badge <3 v.redd.it/z9vizkn75hv51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/outrunbun
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Or is it a black bear-y tree?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunderfighter6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Here's a 50 y/o pun on a magnet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/annoying_alien
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do you call a 60 y.o terrorist?

A suicide boomer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutedbassman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I just watched a Movie about a y= x graph!

The plot was a bit predictable

And a little flat!

Had good Special f(x) though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Here's a math joke:My friend said he turned into y=1/x...

but I think he was just being hyperbolic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDGameplayer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Why did they ban the letters A-Y?

The were not Zs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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A hand-y list.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydoll_bd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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A bunch of fish puns for y'all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.

It's called Parking Son's disease.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonaSavage17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...

He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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A bar joke for y'all

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean

All go to a bar

The doorm

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zarni1410
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Did y'all hear about that man who said he made thread for a living?

It turns out he was just spinning a yarn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcceptableBook
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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My 14 y/o stepdaughter is a dad...

(This just transpired: I got sweaty cleaning out my shower and walked into the hall to cool off.)

Me to my SO: Shower is clean.

SO: oh good. Ew. You're gross

Me: yeah. I'm sweating.

14 y/o from down the hall in her room while painting her nails yells: "HI SWEATING!"

(I'm so proud)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRagingWood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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When I eat alphabet soup I only eat the A E I O U (and sometimes Y) out of it

So later I can have a nice big vowel movement. 😎 Affectionately, Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Found a nice self-contained, already packaged one for y'all!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rogaricel0914
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Y'all hear that "The Kool-Aide Man" started a baseball team?

He's the pitcher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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A little play on words for y’all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prpl_panda_dog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Smiling like a fool, lifting her veil, looking longingly into my beloved's eyes, I whispered, "A...E...I...O...U...and sometimes Y."

The priest then turned to her.

"And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Y'know working in a DIY/Hardware store has it's odd moments.

Last week I caught someone trying to steal a light bulb! When I asked them if they needed help the person quickly shoved the bulb into their mouth and muttered. "Nah mate just looking for a light snack!" and walked off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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Caught y’all a wild one on LivePD the other night. Enjoy. v.redd.it/xatw3snznb421
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not4Naught
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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A class-y pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.

I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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With Father's Day coming up, I figured I'd get a little something y'all

^^SOMETHING Hope you enjoy it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illogictc
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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A little D Eye Y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MalcontentM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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After sharing a pun I saw here with my brother, he destroyed it faroese-ily. Thought y'all might enjoy the finnished result.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pamplesmoosh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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Daughter (2.5 y/o): Mom, tell me a joke.

Mom: Ask your dad, he has all the jokes.

Daughter: Daaaaad, give them back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthRusty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/barwhack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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Y'know, a lot of people really look down on prostitutes, but they're pretty good people.

After all, they do give you a bang for your buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monokodoesstuff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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My 4 y.o. was eating a bit of mayonnaise that fell out of her sandwich ...

... and she goes "Dad, this is mayonazing!".

I couldn't be more proud :]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannyk6
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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Are you a "c" from y = mx + c?

"Why?" "Why intercept me?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Future_Banner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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How do you know the letters A through Y are all evil letters?

Because they're all not Z's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apocabutts
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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Do y’all think, when the name Jupiter was suggested, someone said it had a nice ring to it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/quadsforthebroads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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My 15 y.o. left a message. I had to reply.

Woke up to a message, on our family chalkboard, left by my 15 y.o. daughter.

"Mornings are no fun when you have to get up at six or earlier."

I replyed:

"That's why they call it mourning."

I can already hear her eyes rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RocketRobby
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2015
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
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