A list of puns related to "A Woman's Worth"
There’s this kid who lost an eye at a young age. His family was poor, so they couldn’t afford a glass eye, but his father whittled him a wooden eye. It didn’t look like an eye, but was better than a patch.
He took abuse about his wooden eye for his whole life. Didn’t have friends, never had a gf, etc.
On his 21st birthday he decides he’s going to get drunk for the first time in his life. He goes to a bar and starts drinking heavily.
After a couple of hours, he notices a woman at the bar. She’s vivacious, outgoing, has many friends; but, he notices she has a cleft palate.
He thinks “this girl knows what I’ve been through. She was probably bullied but came out of it confident and friendly. She might be the girl to show that life is worth it, that I can overcome my wooden eye and make a life for the both of us.”
He proceeds to steel his resolve with another couple shots and confidently strolls up to her. “Would you like to dance?”
She replied excitedly “would I?”
He points at her and yells “Hare-lip!!!”
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