A list of puns related to "A Thousand Miles"
It's okay though, it's thousands of miles away
A woman is looking for the perfect avocado. The display in front of her has both Hass and Florida avocados.
She asks the produce worker: "Excuse me--What's the difference between the two types?" and without missing a beat, the worker replies "Oh, about three thousand miles."
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