A list of puns related to "A Million"
Post office
I said, "Oman!"
The man with $3 million always wants more.
What am I gonna do with all these deer?
..now that's a Rock bought 'em price.
MegaLodon.
Ex stinked
I didn't even spend a penny because i had to wake up and pee
You can, but it has to be a cakewalk
An idEA
βIn a minute.β
What should I do with the remaining $999,999.75?
With a whole lot of doe
...to stop exaggerating
βNo Uβ
Iβll see myself out.
What a waste!
Whoβs a good boy
Now they say it's been 66 million years.
But that turned out to be not the case.
Start with $2million.
a gorillanaire
A chamillionaire
Him: I didnβt lie. I have 25 bucks.
You start with a billion.
Source: Old airline industry Dad joke. Worked in the airline technology sector for a while.
Of how to become a millionaire from Reddit.
I never exaggerate
The other six are the Zeroes.
Take the 's' out of 'safe' and the 'f' out of 'way'.
I'd buy a new butt cause mine has a crack in it.
Well I think it's bullshit...
Because he was a fungi!!
Why'd the ask him to leave?
Because there wasn't mushroom!
Very carefully.
An old-slow snail decides one day that he has had enough of the townsfolk belittling him for his pace. He spends about three-days making his way over to the Car-Dealership so that he can buy himself a sports car.
While at the dealership he asks the salesman if they will customize his Corvette for him. The Salesman replies, "Sure! What can we do for you!?"
The snail replies, "I would like you to paint a big, red "S" on the side of my car?"
The salesman says, confused, "Of course we can."
The customization is done and the Salesman turns to the Snail and says, "We're all finished, but I have to ask---While looking through your information I couldn't find any reason why you would want an 'S' on your car---Your first or last name doesn't start with 'S', So--Why the heck did you want that 'S' on your car?!"
The Snail turns to him and replies gently- " For years I have been tormented by the people of my town, and now I'll get to fly by them in my fancy sports-car, and they'll all say: 'Wow! Look at that 'S' Car go!"
Kid me: Hey dad what would you do with a million dollars? Dad: I'd get a new butt, because mine's got a big crack in it!
don't exaggerate!"
A standard growing up with my old man.
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