Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
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What do you call a chicken with a lettuce leaf over its eyes?
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︎ Oct 28 2021
A _Leaf Blower_
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What actor is also a bird that messes up your leaf pile?
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︎ Jul 03 2021
I bought a new leaf blower the other day.
I didnβt really need one, but it was a stihl of a deal!
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︎ Jun 17 2021
Does anyone have a palm leaf I can borrow?
Iβm asking for a frond.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
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︎ May 05 2021
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, βCan you imagine being that strong?β
So I picked up the leaf and said, βYes.β
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︎ Dec 02 2018
I would leaf a joke here but I have nothing intreesting to say
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︎ Apr 30 2020
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...
I thought, βWell he's pushing his luck!β
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I'm sorry, but I can't stick around. I must make like a tree, and leaf.
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︎ Mar 28 2018
My brother gets in car accidents all the time, but today he turned over a new Leaf
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︎ Jul 25 2019
A glorious Maple Leafs flag I saw
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︎ May 14 2019
If I ever owned a Nissan Leaf
My license plate would have to be :MEALONE
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︎ Aug 13 2015
Why shouldnβt you ever iron a four leaf clover?
You donβt want to press your luck.
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︎ Mar 06 2019
I had to sell my soul, but Iβm finally turning over a new leaf.
I liked the kia, but Iβm looking forward to not having to buy gas anymore.
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︎ Oct 30 2018
A dad picks up a leaf and fiddles with it until his daughter finally asked "what are you doing?"
Dad: "Turning over a new leaf."
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︎ Apr 12 2019
A Nissan leaf was involved in a police chase that ended with the driver running out of charge
He was released without charge
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︎ May 05 2019
If you rake a leaf pattern, you leave a rake pattern.
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︎ Nov 13 2017
Two ants, Jack and Rose, are sitting on a leaf on water. Suddenly, a small tide comes and upturns the leaf. Only the girl ant sinksβ¦
β¦because the other is a buoy ant
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︎ Oct 03 2016
What should you say to a dog who pees on a four leaf clover?
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Eve wore a fig leaf
If Eve wore a fig leaf in the Garden of Eden...what did Adam wear??
A hole in the fig leaf.
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︎ Jan 25 2019
What do you call a penguin with a bow tie and a golden oak leaf?
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︎ Nov 15 2017
What to hear a joke about leafs?
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︎ Apr 18 2018
Me: "There's a leaf in our dog's water..."
My step dad: "She's trying to tell our cat to leaf it alone."
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︎ Aug 17 2014
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
Cause you shouldn't press your luck.
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︎ Sep 02 2021
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldnβt press your luck.
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︎ May 13 2021
What do you get when you combine a 4 leaf clover, with poison ivy?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?
A rash of good luck! π
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Today I saw a man pushing a wheelbarrow full of four leaf clovers,rabbits feet and horseshoes.
He was really pushing his luck
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What do you call a chicken that has a lettuce leaf in its eye?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Never iron a four leaf clover...
You donβt want to press your luck.
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︎ Mar 17 2018
Never iron a 4-leaf clover
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Make sure that you never iron a four-leaf clover ...
because you don't want to press your luck
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︎ Jan 13 2016
Why don't you iron a four leaf clover?
Because you don't want to press your luck!
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