What do you find at a Las Vegas bank counter?

Pen and teller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whammypower788
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Si los zombies llegan a la tercera edad

Zombiejitos?

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What do you call a female vigilante who protects the La Brea Tar Pits?

Black Tar Heroine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linedout
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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A doctor moved from LA to Portland.

It was an Oregon transplant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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A monastery in Las Vegas kept getting chips in their donation box

It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/te_ka
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I’m going to open an ice cream shop in Texas called *Remember the A La Mode*.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/derricko31
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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Vamos a la paplaya!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/f3derico
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I was driving through Las Vegas when I saw an ant riding a gazelle to a wedding chapel.

It was my first time seeing an ant elope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...

Celine Dijon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles

It is sin City after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crimsonate-F3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Had an awful meal at a casino in Las Vegas

The chips tasted of plastic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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If you're in a plane above LA...

What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you?U C L A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I was at a gentlemans club in Las vegas...

This voluptius Asian came over and I asked for a lap dance.While she was doing her thing,I asked her,"What nationality are you?"

She replied,"I'm half black and half Thai.

I then said,"Oh,I didn't realize this was a Black Tie affair.

Edit: True story.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Got thrown out of a Parisian restaurant called 'La Guerre' because they didn't believe I could speak French. This means war, I said.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pomsquared
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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I don’t think I could commit to a job being a taster at La Croix.

I would just be testing the waters.

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A director was flying from LA to NY

He's on his way to shoot the first episode of a new TV show, but security gave him trouble when they asked why he was going to NY. He said "I'm going to shoot a pilot".

Inspired by this comment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecowgoesrawr
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I stayed at a La Quinta last weekend. I realized what "la quinta" translates to in English....

"next to Denny's"

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Did you hear that Bruno Mars and Bugs Bunny are doing a show in Las Vegas?

I hear it's going to be called "24 Carrot Magic"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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My dad is in Las Vegas for a work conference

He signed an email:

"Love from Lost Wages,

Dad"

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