Zonguldak Kömürspor Puns

Hi Guys! I did this a few years ago and decided to try it again. This is an attempt to update everyone on our current loanees. I've ranked this in terms of performances so if you guys only want to read about the successful loans, only read the top few. Age of the player is in brackets. TL;DR at the bottom

- Yunus Akgün (21) - Adana Demirspor: Yunus' breakout season is finally happening, and boy has it been worth the wait. After a good loan at ADS last season where he helped them to the 1.Lig title, Yunus joined them again but this time in the Süper Lig. I must say I was skeptical about the move at first, but as soon as Montella came in for them over Samet Aybaba I slightly felt more comfortable. Throughout this period, we've seen Yunus develop as a much more consistent player, most importantly showing a change in stamina and physique which has allowed him to perform throughout the game and not get lost towards the latter stages. Additionally, he has further improved his finishing while also becoming much more of a team player, which can be seen by looking at his assists this season. He's formed a great connection with Balotelli and Vargas, hopefully there will be more to come in the second half of the season. However, Yunus still has certain points of improvement: his successful dribbles lie at a low 47.17% and he lacks participation in the final third, failing to contribute when the opponents are more compact within their box. With Babel, Arda and Feghouli all reaching the end of their contracts and Kerem gaining attention from numerous clubs across Europe, Yunus can definitely eventually steal a starting spot.

This season (league): 19 Apps, 1095 minutes, 5 goals, 4 assists

This season (cup): 3 Apps, 160 minutes, 1 goal, 6 assists

- Batuhan Sen (22) - Menemenspor: Although he might be slightly less on the radar for some fans, Batuhan's efforts this season have not gone unnoticed. Despite Menemenspor currently sitting 15th in the 1.Lig, Batuhan has been one of the best performing 1.Lig keepers this season with a SofaScore rating of 7.11. He has put up a total of 82 saves in the league this season, conceding 1.7 goals per game while making 4.6 saves per game (73% save percentage). This shows that his lack of clean sheets (4) has mostly been the cause of Menemenspor's leaky defense. Furthermore, the 22 year old keeper has played every game since arriving, further adding senior experience. As I haven't watched too much of him th

The regular season is over in all but the STSL now, and so our loaned-out players not called Jesse, Jimmy or Ali Yavuz will be returning to the club- here’s a rundown of how I thought they did throughout the season (not having seen the 2.Lig players because they're not broadcast).

Part 1 here

Berk Balaban - Ankaraspor: Since I last mentioned Berk’s performance on the sub, he has conceded 15 goals in 7 games, with a pretty poor showing since new signing Tomas Mejias showed up. Luckily, his last game (45 minutes against Istanbulspor) was a good one, making 3 saves without conceding. He’ll almost certainly be loaned out again next season.

Gökay Güney - Bandırmaspor: Gökay has played 21 games since the last post, making no goal contributions in the process at CB. Nothing special in a team that finished 12th and had no standout players. If Bandırmaspor decide not to trigger the buyout clause, he’ll probably end up being sold for peanuts.

Atalay Babacan - Adanaspor: 3 goals and 2 assists in 1,555 minutes spread out across 29 games is what Atalay has managed to do this season. Not a lot, but he’s not been bad at Adana, although having the athleticism of a 60 year-old really hurts his prospects. He’ll definitely be loaned out again.

Yunus Akgün - Adana Demirspor: Easily the best performer of the Birinci Bunch, Yunus has scored 5 and assisted 3 (should be more but Mehmet Akyüz sucks) in 1,446 minutes, spread out across 28 games. The stats may not jump out so much, but as the second highest rated attacker for the team (behind Pa Dibba) Adana Demirspor wouldn’t have finished top of the table without him. Might stay as a rotation option, but will probably be loaned out to another STSL team be make sure he’s really “cooked”.

Emin Bayram - Boluspor: A winter loan, Emin only played 636 minutes in 10 games, but I haven’t seen him play badly in any of them, which is nice- don’t really know how good “better than Aykut Demir” is though. May stay as a rotation option, but I think he’ll be loaned out again.

Batuhan Şen - Menemenspor: Ümit Karan took on Batuhan in January, and he conceded 17 in 7. Not much to say here- he’s 22 so he’s probably being sold for very little.

Emirhan Civelek - Akhisarspor: On the bench once, and that’s it.

Abdussamed Karnuçu - Tarsus Idman Yurdu: 2. Lig time! 2 goals and an assist in 27 game

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "