What do vegan zombies eat?
My generation's zombies didn't run..
They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.
French zombies are impervious to wooden stakes. You have to stab them with baguettes...
... which is a pain staking process.
What labor camps do zombies go to?
I went in for surgery today and the doctor found catholic zombies inside me!
He said he found an infected mass.....
Where do zombies live?
On a dead end street.
My 8 year old told this.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Why don’t zombies eat ghost?
Zombies are huge dad joke fans.
Why do dyslexic zombies eat?
Have you ever wondered: Why do zombies eat brains?
Since vampires can control zombies
You can call them neck-romancers.
What do zombies have for lunch?
Human beans, fried legs and eyes cream!
Zombies don't try hard enough.
They should try to be zom-As.
My son told me he was attracted to thicc zombies
“Oh, deadass?” I replied.
What do zombies eat for breakfast?
I'm Surprised Zombies Aren't Smarter.
They are into brain food, after all.
From the game 'Plants vs. Zombies'
If zombies attack...
Goto Sam's Club. There's cement walls, years worth of food and tons of supplies. Plus zombies can't get in without a membership.
What kind of meat do zombies prefer?
What do you call the punchline to a joke about zombies having a gift exchange?
How do Zombies serve their country?
They join the Marine Corpse.
I'm scared of thicc zombies
what do health conscious zombies use for sandwiches?
What do you call a mob of drooling zombies?
Whats a mexican zombies favorite food?
What kind of cheese do zombies eat?
Why don't zombies just not run fast, catch people and eat their brains immediately?
Because they are stuck on "shuffle mode".
What are zombies favorite food group?
What kind of bread do zombies like?
Why did the soccer coach recruit zombies?
The team needed a new Ghoulie
What do vegan zombies eat?
What do vegan zombies eat?
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What do vegetarian zombies say?
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
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Why don’t zombies eat clowns?
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
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What do vegan zombies eat?
What do vegan zombies eat?
What do vegan zombies eat?
Graaaaaaiiiiinnnssss.....
What do dyslexic zombies like to eat?
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