#FT: KV Oostende 1-7 Union St.-Gilloise
KV Oostende scorers: Thierry Ambrose (23')
Union St.-Gilloise scorers: Deniz Undav (6', 16', 60'), Casper Hojer Nielsen (31'), Christian Burgess (45'+3', 70'), Dante Vanzeir (80')
Venue: Diaz Arena
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KV Oostende
Guillaume Hubert, Frederik Jakel, Steven Fortes, Brecht Capon, Alfons Amada (Kenny Rocha), Theo Ndicka Matam, Siebe Wylin (Robbie D'Haese), Maxime D'Arpino, Nick Batzner (Vincent Koziello), Marko Kvasina (Makhtar Gueye), Thierry Ambrose.
Subs: Jordy Schelfhout, Evangelos Patoulidis, Zech Medley.
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Union St.-Gilloise
Anthony Moris, Ismal Kandouss, Siebe van der Heyden, Christian Burgess (Jonas Bager), Teddy Teuma (Jean Thierry Lazare), Bart Nieuwkoop (Guillaume François), Casper Hojer Nielsen, Loic Lapoussin (Kaoru Mitoma), Damien Marcq, Deniz Undav (Felipe Avenatti), Dante Vanzeir.
Subs: Matthew Sorinola, Lorenzo Paolucci, Lucas Pirard, Ilyes Ziani.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
45' On: Makhtar Gueye|Off: Marko Kvasina
45' On: Kenny Rocha|Off: Alfons Amada
45' On: Vincent Koziello|Off: Nick Batzner
53' On: Robbie D'Haese|Off: Siebe Wylin
71' On: Kaoru Mitoma|Off: Loic Lapoussin
77' On: Jonas Bager|Off: Christian Burgess
77' On: Guillaume François|Off: Bart Nieuwkoop
85' On: Jean Thierry Lazare|Off: Teddy Teuma
85' On: Felipe Avenatti|Off: Deniz Undav
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... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
OH Leuven 1-0 Oostende
Match Info:
Opstelling:
OH Leuven - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Rafael Romo, Soufiane Chakla, Sébastien Dewaest, Cenk Özkaçar, Musa Al-Taamari, Mandela Keita, Siebe Schrijvers, Casper De Norre, Mathieu Maertens, Xavier Mercier, Sory Kaba
Substitutes: Rúnar Alex Rúnarsson, Thibault Vlietinck, Dylan Ouedraogo, Kristiyan Malinov, Alexis De Sart, Yannick Aguemon, Kaveh Rezaei
Coach: M. Brys
Oostende - 5-4-1
Starting XI: Guillaume Hubert, Siebe Wylin, Brecht Capon, Steven Fortes, Frederik Jakel, Robbie D'Haese, Kenny Rocha Santos, Maxime D'Arpino, Alfons Amade, Nick Batzner, Marko Kvasina
Substitutes: Jordy Schelfhout, Anton Tanghe, Zech Medley, Thijs Coninckx, David Atanga, Evangelos Patoulidis, Thierry Ambrose
Coach: A. Blessin
Wedstrijdstatistieken:
| OH Leuven | 1 - 0 | Oostende |
|---|---|---|
| 45% | Ball Possession | 55% |
| 7 | Total Shots | 11 |
| 5 | Shots On Target | 2 |
| 1 | Shots Off Target | 7 |
| 1 | Blocked Shots | 2 |
| 4 | Shots Inside Box | 6 |
| 3 | Shots Outside Box | 5 |
| 9 | Corner Kicks | 5 |
| 3 | Offsides | 2 |
| 6 | Fouls | 12 |
| 3 | Yellow Cards | 3 |
| 1 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 3 | Goalkeeper Saves | 4 |
| 366 | Passes | 460 |
| 266 (73%) | Accurate Passes | 374 (81%) |
Wedstrijd Evenementen
0' KICKOFF!
23'
34' Yellow Card for S. Wylin (Oostende)
43' Yellow Card for F. Jäkel (Oostende)
58' Yellow Card for M. Keita (OH Leuven)
64' Yellow Card for R. D'Haese (Oostende)
65' GOAL! Scored by X. Mercier (OH Leuven)
69' Yellow Card for Mousa Al-Tamari (OH Leuven)
69' Substitution: D. Atanga for A. Amade (Oostende)
70' Substitution: T. Ambrose for R. D'Haese (Oostende)
79' Yellow Card for Mousa Al-Tamari (OH Leuven)
79' Red Card for Mousa Al-Tamari (OH Leuven)
84' Yellow Card for Oostende
89' Substitution: K. Rezaei for M. Maertens (OH Leuven)
89' Substitution: E. Patoulidis for S. Wylin (Oostende)
90' Substitution: D. Ouédraogo for X. Mercier (OH Leuven)
90' Match whistled off
Player Match Stats
OH Leuven
| Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Siebe Schrijvers | 8 | 93 | 2 | 7 | 44 | 8 | 0 |
| Xavier Mercier | 7.9 | 92 | 1 | 1 | 44 | 4 | 1 |
| Cenk Özkaçar | 7.7 | 93 | 0 | 3 | 40 | 10 | 0 |
| Rafael Romo | 7.2 | 93 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 0 |
| Sébastien Dewaest | 7.2 | 93 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 3 | 1 |
| Mathieu Maertens | 7.2 | 90 | 2 | 4 | 24 | 7 | 0 |
Do your worst!
#FT: Kilmarnock 1-2 Dundee
2nd Leg - Dundee advance 4-2 on aggregate
Kilmarnock scorers: Kyle Lafferty (69' PEN)
Dundee scorers: Daniel Mullen (7'), Lee Ashcroft (12')
Venue: The BBSP Stadium, Rugby Park
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Kilmarnock
Colin Doyle, Zeno Rossi, Kirk Broadfoot, Brandon Haunstrup Daniel Whitehall, Ross Millen, Aaron Tshibola, Alan Power, Mitchell Pinnock, Chris Burke Greg Kiltie, Kyle Lafferty, Rory McKenzie.
Subs: Daniel Rogers, Aaron McGowan, George Oakley, Diaguely Dabo, Zech Medley.
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Dundee
Adam Legzdins, Liam Fontaine, Lee Ashcroft, Jordan Marshall, Cameron Kerr, Jordan McGhee, Charlie Adam, Shaun Byrne, Daniel Mullen Osman Sow, Paul Mcgowan Declan McDaid, Paul McMullan.
Subs: Jason Cummings, Alex Jakubiak, Calum Ferie, Max Anderson, Sam Fisher.
MATCH STATS | via BBC
| Kilmarnock | Dundee | |
|---|---|---|
| Possession | 62% | 38% |
| Shots | 11 | 9 |
| Shots on Target | 2 | 2 |
| Corners | 4 | 3 |
| Fouls | 11 | 17 |
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
7' Goal! Kilmarnock 0, Dundee 1. Daniel Mullen (Dundee) right footed shot from the left side of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Paul McMullan.
12' Goal! Kilmarnock 0, Dundee 2. Lee Ashcroft (Dundee) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Paul McGowan with a cross following a corner.
33' Substitution, Kilmarnock. Daniel Whitehall replaces Brandon Haunstrup.
55' Aaron Tshibola (Kilmarnock) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
58' Substitution, Kilmarnock. Greg Kiltie replaces Chris Burke.
69' Goal! Kilmarnock 1, Dundee 2. Kyle Lafferty (Kilmarnock) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.
71' Substitution, Dundee. Osman Sow replaces Daniel Mullen.
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
#FT: Standard Liege 1-0 KV Oostende
Standard Liege scorers: Selim Amallah (78')
Venue: Stade Maurice Dufrasne
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Standard Liege
Arnaud Bodart, Nicolas Gavory, Konstantinos Laifis, Moussa Sissako, Hugo Siquet (Damjan Pavlovic), Gojko Cimirot (Hamza Rafia), Samuel Bastien, Nicolas Raskin (Daouda Peeters), Klauss, Selim Amallah (Ameen Al Dakhil), Aron Donnum (Denis Dragus).
Subs: Fessal Tapsoba, Matthieu Epolo.
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KV Oostende
Guillaume Hubert, Jack Hendry, Anton Tanghe (Vincent Koziello), Arthur Theate, Maxime D'Arpino, Kenny Rocha Santos, Theo Ndicka Matam, Nick Batzner, Manuel Osifo (Robbie D'Haese), Thierry Ambrose (Marko Kvasina), Makhtar Gueye (David Atanga).
Subs: Evangelos Patoulidis, Zech Medley, Jordy Schelfhout.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
63' On: Robbie D'Haese|Off: Manuel Osifo
64' On: Marko Kvasina|Off: Thierry Ambrose
67' On: Denis Dragus|Off: Aron Donnum
73' On: David Atanga|Off: Makhtar Gueye
76' On: Hamza Rafia|Off: Gojko Cimirot
76' On: Daouda Peeters|Off: Nicolas Raskin
85' Theo Ndicka Matam Yellow Card
86' On: Vincent Koziello|Off: Anton Tanghe
87' On: Ameen Al Dakhil|Off: Selim Amallah
87' On: Damjan Pavlovic|Off: Hugo Siquet
88' Samuel Bastien Yellow Card
90' Daouda Peeters Yellow Card
90'+1' Marko Kvasina Yellow Card
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When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
FT: 90' OH Leuven 1-0 Oostende
Match Info:
Datum: November 05, 2021
Aftrap: 20:45 (Europe/Brussels)
Locatie: King Power at Den Dreef Stadion
Recente vorm
OH Leuven: WDDDLW
Oostende: LLWDDW
Opstelling:
OH Leuven - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Rafael Romo, Soufiane Chakla, Sébastien Dewaest, Cenk Özkaçar, Musa Al-Taamari, Mandela Keita, Siebe Schrijvers, Casper De Norre, Mathieu Maertens, Xavier Mercier, Sory Kaba
Substitutes: Rúnar Alex Rúnarsson, Thibault Vlietinck, Dylan Ouedraogo, Kristiyan Malinov, Alexis De Sart, Yannick Aguemon, Kaveh Rezaei
Coach: M. Brys
Oostende - 5-4-1
Starting XI: Guillaume Hubert, Siebe Wylin, Brecht Capon, Steven Fortes, Frederik Jakel, Robbie D'Haese, Kenny Rocha Santos, Maxime D'Arpino, Alfons Amade, Nick Batzner, Marko Kvasina
Substitutes: Jordy Schelfhout, Anton Tanghe, Zech Medley, Thijs Coninckx, David Atanga, Evangelos Patoulidis, Thierry Ambrose
Coach: A. Blessin
Wedstrijdstatistieken:
| OH Leuven | 1 - 0 | Oostende |
|---|---|---|
| 45% | Balbezit | 55% |
| 7 | Totaal Aantal Schoten | 11 |
| 5 | Schoten Op Doelt | 2 |
| 1 | Schoten Naastt | 7 |
| 1 | Geblokkeerde Schoten | 2 |
| 4 | Schoten In Box | 6 |
| 3 | choten Buiten Box | 5 |
| 9 | Corners | 5 |
| 3 | Offsides | 2 |
| 6 | Fouten | 12 |
| 3 | Gele Kaarten | 3 |
| 1 | Rode Kaarten | 0 |
| 3 | Keeper Saves | 4 |
| 366 | Passes | 460 |
| 266 (73%) | Accurate Passes | 374 (81%) |
Wedstrijd Evenementen
0' KICKOFF!
23'
34' Yellow Card for S. Wylin (Oostende)
43' Yellow Card for F. Jäkel (Oostende)
58' Yellow Card for M. Keita (OH Leuven)
64' Yellow Card for R. D'Haese (Oostende)
65' GOAL! Scored by X. Mercier (OH Leuven)
69' Yellow Card for Mousa Al-Tamari (OH Leuven)
69' Substitution: D. Atanga for A. Amade (Oostende)
70' Substitution: T. Ambrose for R. D'Haese (Oostende)
79' Yellow Card for Mousa Al-Tamari (OH Leuven)
79' Red Card for Mousa Al-Tamari (OH Leuven)
84' Yellow Card for Oostende
89' Substitution: K. Rezaei for M. Maertens (OH Leuven)
89' Substitution: E. Patoulidis for S. Wylin (Oostende)
90' Substitution: D. Ouédraogo for X. Mercier (OH Leuven)
90' Match whistled off
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... keep reading on reddit ➡#FT: Dundee 2-1 Kilmarnock
1st Leg
Dundee scorers: Jordan McGhee (6'), Charlie Adam (47')
Kilmarnock scorers: Brandon Haunstrup (77')
Venue: Kilmac Stadium at Dens Park
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Dundee
Adam Legzdins, Liam Fontaine, Lee Ashcroft, Cameron Kerr, Christie Elliott Jordan Marshall, Charlie Adam, Shaun Byrne, Jordan McGhee, Daniel Mullen Declan McDaid, Paul McMullan Osman Sow, Paul Mcgowan.
Subs: Jason Cummings, Alex Jakubiak, Calum Ferie, Max Anderson.
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Kilmarnock
Colin Doyle, Zeno Rossi, Kirk Broadfoot, Brandon Haunstrup, Ross Millen, Greg Kiltie Rory McKenzie, Gary Dicker, Alan Power, Kyle Lafferty, Mitchell Pinnock, Chris Burke.
Subs: Daniel Rogers, Aaron Tshibola, Aaron McGowan, Calum Waters, George Oakley, Diaguely Dabo, Zech Medley.
MATCH STATS | via BBC
| Dundee | Kilmarnock | |
|---|---|---|
| Possession | 42% | 58% |
| Shots | 9 | 5 |
| Shots on Target | 5 | 1 |
| Corners | 7 | 3 |
| Fouls | 14 | 12 |
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
6' Goal! Dundee 1, Kilmarnock 0. Jordan McGhee (Dundee) right footed shot from very close range to the bottom left corner.
41' Ross Millen (Kilmarnock) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
47' Goal! Dundee 2, Kilmarnock 0. Charlie Adam (Dundee) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Paul McMullan.
49' Chris Burke (Kilmarnock) is shown the yellow card.
54' Kirk Broadfoot (Kilmarnock) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
57' On: Rory McKenzie|Off: Greg Kiltie
67' Substitution, Dundee. Jordan Marshall replaces Christie Elliott because of an injury.
73' Substitution, Dundee. Osman Sow replaces Paul McMullan.
77' Goal! Dundee 2, Kilmarnock 1. Brandon Haunstrup (Kilmarnock) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner.
80' Substitution, Dundee. Declan McDaid replaces Daniel Mullen.
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