A list of puns related to "ZIS 6"
A Yaht-Zi
... my mom was getting ready to take a shower and asked my dad to call reception and ask for a hair dryer. He discreetly took his cell, went into the other room and called our room. My mom answered the phone and in his best German accent said: "Zis is reception Herr Draier speaking."
As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, โMayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!โ
A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, โ Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?โ
They did Na-zi that coming...
"Why can't you ask a German how high his sunflower is?" "(oh god) Why?" "Cause he'll say, 'ZIS HIGH! http://emptysuit.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/504842c.jpg'"
Because he got caught up in a pond-zi scheme
... to be a good dad.
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