You Bet! Puns

A list of puns related to "You Bet!"

Oh, you lost a bet?

Well you better go find it

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👤︎ u/One-Angry-Goose
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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I bet you think Russians use fishing rods.

But no, Nyet.

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👤︎ u/evilweasel72
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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Bet you didn't know this singer
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👤︎ u/Shakainthehouse
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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I bet you didn't c that one coming
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👤︎ u/SomeoneNamedSomeone
📅︎ May 19 2020
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Bet you didn't sea that coming.
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👤︎ u/Lucartoons
📅︎ May 31 2020
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I bet you didn’t see that coming.
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👤︎ u/Quibblicous
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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At first, I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking, I could never live without that post school drop off ride. Bet then I spent so many nights thinking, how you did me wrong.

And I grew strong and I learned a schoolless day is just so long. Go on now, go, walk out the door, please go to school now. 'Cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one, who each school day said goodbye? But now I think I'll crumble? And I'll lay down and die? Oh, no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey.

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👤︎ u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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I bet you'll read the title twice.

Title

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👤︎ u/NameTheTrait
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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I bet you that I can quit my gambling addiction!
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👤︎ u/ExpertAccident
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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You bet Uranus I’ll be there!
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👤︎ u/heputmystuffinjello
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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Bet you couldn't see that coming
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👤︎ u/Draw98
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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I bet you didn't 4c this.
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👤︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
📅︎ May 07 2018
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I bet my son $10 I could predict the score of the Pats-Rams game tonight before it starts, and he said you’re on.

I said, “it’ll be 0-0.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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I bet you can see right through this joke.
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👤︎ u/MemeMaker_
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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I'm gonna bet you 50 bucks that I am no longer addicted to gambling
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👤︎ u/longnamewithnospaces
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Why can’t you bet in a ski town?

Because you’re already cold

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👤︎ u/allen-freed
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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You can bet on firemen at the beach.

It's a shore-fire thing.

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👤︎ u/aiandi
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

You have the biggest penis out of all your friends

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👤︎ u/Gatimelo
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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Bet you didn't sea this one coming
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👤︎ u/TheShinyLizard
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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Someone sent me a video on WhatsApp saying, "I bet you can't watch this for more than 10 seconds!"

He was absolutely right. The video was only 5 seconds long.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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You bet I'm good in bed

I can sleep for days

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👤︎ u/Burningfloppytacos
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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I bet you’d like a pair of clogs

Wooden shoe?

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👤︎ u/Vanilla_Milkshaq
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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Bet you don't know how to plan a SPACE party??

You Planet.

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👤︎ u/nearly_Mental
📅︎ May 27 2019
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Me: Dad, can you give me some advice? Dad: Sure, if your gonna bet a nut on something, always bet your right nut

Me: Okayyyy....but why?

Dad: Because if you bet the other one you wont have any left.

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👤︎ u/Synisive
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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There used to be a lot of nazis, now there are fuhrer, I bet you did nazi that coming, but what did jew expect?
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👤︎ u/someone_help_pls
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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My sister bet me I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
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👤︎ u/outofoffice247
📅︎ Apr 15 2018
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You’re so negative that I bet your blood type is “be negative”
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👤︎ u/Pun_crazio
📅︎ Oct 28 2017
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I did Nazi that coming. Did Jew? I bet you’re Führerious.
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👤︎ u/MrUberShark12
📅︎ Feb 26 2018
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Bet I can tell you the score before the game starts,

0-0.

Watching march madness reminded me of this gem from the old man.

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👤︎ u/dupreesdiamond
📅︎ Mar 16 2018
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My arch enemy pointed at my T-shirt which read "Never forget WW2" and said "I bet you're so stupid you don't even know what the second W stands for".

I stared dead at them, pointed, and said "This means War!"

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👤︎ u/jbitel
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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What do you call a pig that places multiple bets?

A hedgehog

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👤︎ u/froggreencow
📅︎ Jun 23 2018
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I bet you a group of sheep never herd this pun before.
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👤︎ u/Polarase
📅︎ May 21 2017
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What do you call someone who bets with a higher success rate than you?

A better better.

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👤︎ u/omart3
📅︎ Apr 10 2017
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I bet you $5 I can jump higher than a house.

Easy 5$, never seen a house outjump me.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Mar 21 2018
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I bet you won’t see this one coming...

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👤︎ u/MangoAway17
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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I bet none of you see this one coming.

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👤︎ u/midget_clown
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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👤︎ u/snowboard3r
📅︎ Mar 26 2017
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I bet you didn't know I was a gambler.
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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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I bet you'll never see this one coming...

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👤︎ u/dumb-reply
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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👤︎ u/GodMustafi
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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I bet none of you saw this one coming....

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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My girlfriend bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
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👤︎ u/feedmesteak
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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