X Marks the Spot Puns

A list of puns related to "X Marks the Spot"

Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?

Because X marks the spot

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👤︎ u/ColorfulStripedLion
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Why did the pirate bury a painting of their past relationship, with their treasure?

Ex marks the spot.

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👤︎ u/MrHollowed
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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I was looking through a book about Big Cats with my son...

Pointing to one with spots I asked, "What's this one?"

"A leopard!" He replied.

"No, it's a cheetah actually. Ypu can tell because the black marks by its eyes make it look like it's crying. Do you know why it was crying?" I asked.

"..."

"Because cheetahs never win!"

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👤︎ u/Khclarkson
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Pirates Love Algebra

Because x marks the spot

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👤︎ u/YepBackAtIt
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure

Eggs marks the spot

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👤︎ u/sarch3092
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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My first official dadjoke

My first son was born late on Sunday night. My parents came to visit my family in the hospital today and my dad was telling me how they thought they had parked next to my car before they saw the parking spot was marked "Clergy Only".

I told him I could park there because I was a Father now.

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👤︎ u/WilliamRandolphHurts
📅︎ May 30 2016
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