Why did Karl Marx write in all lowercase letters?
Because he hated capitalism
I’ve got a pen that can write underwater…
It can write other words too ! 😄
And then he can't log in anymore
Scientists invented a pen that writes underwater.
It writes lots of other words too.
Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
What does a log do once he gets to the gym
I'm starting to write a book about a tornado disaster
It's just a draft at the moment.
My friend writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams.
The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.
Why do communists only write in lowercase?
Planning ahead
I asked my dad one time why he went to all these funerals and memorial services even for people he didn’t know. He looked at me with a very serious look on his face, and he said “if you don’t go to their memorial services then they won’t come to yours. “
In history class, the teacher taught said the Magna Carta was signed in 1215 and to write an essay on it. A student handed in his work with "The Magna Carta was signed in 1215" written 150 times.
The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"
People who write with fountain pens exude big bic energy.
While shopping for school supplies I came across a pen that can write underwater.
It can write other words as well.
Why should you never write with a broken pencil?
What do you call people who get paid to read and write simple stories?
A policeman pulled me over the other day and started crying as he was writing me a traffic ticket. I asked him why was he crying?
He said it was because I committed a moving violation.
I wanted to write a poem about snow
But I couldn't make it Rime
I remember when I left home for the first time, my mum said to me, "Don't forget to write!"
I thought to myself, 'That's unlikely,Its a basic skill, why should I?"
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
My boyfriend told me he already turned the clocks forward an hour in the kitchen. I told him he is a man ahead of his time.
Daylight Savings pun. I don’t want to spring ahead. I want my Auerbach.
A man walks into an open casket funeral and approaches the widow at the front. He asks: "Mind if I say a word?". "No, go ahead" she replies.
"Bargain" the man says.
"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."
An actor was writing a letter when he changed from cursive to standard lettering mid-sentence.
He went completely off script.
What would you say about someone who likes automobiles, writing instruments, and forests?
That they’re in to carpentry!
I was going to write this joke in Pig Latin...
But it wouldn’t be kosher.
What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
What do you call a truck driver who knows a lot about the truck but can't read or write fluently?
In Soviet union you were not allowed to write with your left hand. That isn't right!
I’m currently writing a book about wind, hurricanes and tornados..
It’s only a draft at the minute.
How does Dracula write his novels?
How do you write a sequel for a pun?
I've recently started writing an Ebook about the history of citrus fruits.
It's nowhere near finished, but the first chapter's on lime.
I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
I've just finished writing my new book ?
Why should you write “republican” in lower case?
Because they don’t deserve to be anywhere near the capital.
I have a pen that can write underwater
It can write other stuff too.
I bought a pen that can write underwater
... it can write other words as well.
I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
I own a pen that can write underwater.
It can write other words too.
I have a pen that can write underwater.
It can write other words too.
I tried to write with a broken pencil
I just got this amazing pen that can write underwater!
It can write other words, too.
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
I own a pen that can write underwater.
It can write other words too.
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