Wounded Knee Puns

A list of puns related to "Wounded Knee"

When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...

I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.

I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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My dad made this joke about my knee

A couple of months ago I broke my knee and it got infected after the surgery. I have to exercise it every night. I was complaining at dinner how it was a battle to exercise it. My dad promptly said "Sounds like you lost the battle of wounded knee" then proceeded to eat his pasta.

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👤︎ u/AMajesticWalrus
📅︎ Nov 27 2013
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My American Cultures teacher is the perfect dad

We were watching a movie about the Battle at Wounded Knee, and it went something like this- "Fire at will!" (Commander) -scene changes to a man being hit by a cannon shot- "Oh no, they hit Will!!!" I think I was the only one who laughed.

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👤︎ u/madmike34455
📅︎ Dec 12 2013
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